That happened when Rush Limbaugh received one. Rest in piss.

COSMIC BIT FLIP 2028!

#4, Ventoy, has a suspect history. It’s getting better, but still not completely in the clear.

Agreed, but it’s also the text of the article.

Tom Mullica - Cigarette Act

Thank you for reminding me that I got this picture earlier this week.

If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike.

!fakebandnames@lemmy.world

They let the nutrition biscuits expire rather than send them out.

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2025/07/usaid-emergency-food-incinerate-trump/683532/

When a dude’s gettin’ bullied and shoots up his school

And they blame it on Marilyn and the heroin

Where were the parents at?

And look where it’s at

Middle America, now it’s a tragedy

Now it’s so sad to see

An upper-class city havin’ this happenin’…

And if they do have access to both, you’ve probably got bigger problems at the moment

Me: yeah, which time?

He’s an asshole and terrible and everything, but this caught my eye:

And I hate to even use these terms, but I said, ‘Those are her nipples.’ And then I was looking closer, and I got a full-body view, and I was like, ‘That is pubic hair.’

It’s ridiculous that there are adults who are so prudish that the mere utterance of words like “nipple” and “pubic hair” cause them consternation.

While the idea of being required to pass a test to be eligible is bad for the reasons others have given, I do like the idea of having to take a test in order to run. No pass/fail, but the results are made public so we know who we’re voting for. Make it a random compilation pulled from the state testing from each state, or something. With a large enough data set, we should be able to prevent people gaming the system.

The last line hits the nail on the head: the capitalists expect that the workers would try to fuck them over because it’s exactly what they’d do to the workers if given the chance.

Which is even more bullshit than the obvious because there are liability protection laws in place to prevent that kind of litigation.

It would have been so easy for her to say that, because they are continuing to expand Eastward and plan on setting up a second headquarters in Tennessee, she feels it’s best if she’s out there overseeing it. But, no. She just had to take a dig at Cali and piss everyone off. She just can’t contain her contempt for us.

To provide additional context about “artist interpretation”, this is from the WSJ archive link:

The letter bearing Trump’s name, which was reviewed by the Journal, is bawdy—like others in the album. It contains several lines of typewritten text framed by the outline of a naked woman, which appears to be hand-drawn with a heavy marker. A pair of small arcs denotes the woman’s breasts, and the future president’s signature is a squiggly “Donald” below her waist, mimicking pubic hair.

thousands of pounds of force at close range

https://youtu.be/6BBx8BwLhqg

This has ~40% less ALL CAPS compared to your normal posts. You feeling ok?