in this case it was a woman perpetuator which just shows that this brainrot ideology is ironically gender-neutral

I live in the US. People are absolutely that fucking stupid.

You can still breathe while being lightly choked

😏

lol if that thing was applying any significant vacuum it’d choke you because the collar would tighten, right?

jokes on you I’m not originally from Philly i find all uses of jawn to be cringe (and use it anyway) YOUR MOVE

qUiEtLy listening
so… listening? this “qUiETLy” buzzword needs to fucking die

lol “i can’t forget to take my methylphenidate i need to be focused and awake today” [TAKES 4 HOUR BLACK HOLE NAP AFTER LUNCH]

the supplier to my grocery store might be picking them early and having them ripen in transit, or perhaps they just sell a smaller cultivar?

Have fun! It’s a lot more work to set up but the expanded features and privacy are so worth it.

i mean it wouldn’t be any less colonial if it was called a state :( but that’s a fair point

I lose my absolute shit every time I get the chance to buy a Meyer lemon precisely because they’re small and less likely to go bad before I can use them up

Also I use key limes like regular limes for this reason. I don’t even care that they cost more. Throwing out rotten food annoys me so much that it’s worth it

sometimes we Pennsylvanians like to be a little fancy

inventing dimensional travel just to go to the Ass Kong reality

sometimes the brain cell cooperates and i can’t help but scream WHY CAN’T YOU BE LIKE THIS WHEN I WANT YOU TO

Cat

The Soprano

Child of Man

Oceans 1

Brewster’s Dollar

Kinky Boot

Dead Leaf

Hole

finally the robots’ true purpose revealed. we created them so we could say more slurs lmao

I mean, I fucking would