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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 9 个月前

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 9 个月前
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  • SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works
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    This is a good remainder.

    • Fester@lemm.ee
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      9 个月前

      Thank-you?

      You.

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    Probably translated word for word by someone who didn’t speak both languages, like English As She Is Spoke or All Your Base Are Belong To Us. I wonder what the other language was, though.

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      Is there any language in which a definite article on its own is a perfectly valid sentence or phrase?

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      More likely poorly written in the original language, then passed through Google Translate or other automated translator.

      • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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        I could have sworn this went through Google translate four or five times.

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    Otis, when the safety brakes failed.

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      9 个月前

      Temba, his arms wide.

  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Is this a poem? Dadaist or something?

  • srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I think this post erased all my previous English knowledge.

    • Rubanski@lemm.ee
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      Thank-you?

      • leds@feddit.dk
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        You.

        • JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de
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          It implies we are definitely thanking someone, but not so sure if that someone is you. No, it is you, I am sure now.

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    Belly button, Thank you

    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      9 个月前

      Your welcome

  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Is it bad I kinda understood that? Except the bellybutton part.

    • Darth_Mew@lemmy.worldBanned
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      do you smell burnt hair?

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        no but i do smell toast

  • agrantgreen@sh.itjust.works
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    The more you read the worse it gets

  • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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    Please fully open half, thank you? You.

  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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    I have been enlightened.

  • nothing@lemm.ee
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    Sounds like a speech by Charlie Kelly

    • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      This is far too coherent to be Charlie.

      • nothing@lemm.ee
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        Oh well I’m sure he dictated it. It’s not crayon drawings.

        • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Sharpie. Cheeto in chief uses sharpies.

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    The intention was there, just not the structure.

  • conc@lemmy.ml
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    Just like ma used to say

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    Thank-you?

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      deleted by creator

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    Kind of short shifted into Yoda there.

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