It activates the same chemicals in your brain as cocaine! 
Well, yeah, there are only three[1] a few neurotransmitters. That’s not saying much.
You know what else activates those chemicals? Practically everything. When scientists breed “knockout” mice without dopamine, the mice just stand there until they die of thirst, because there is no reward for… living.
It contains more germs than a toilet seat! 
Germs like moist surfaces. We don’t want germs on our toilets, which is why we make them out of porcelain, which is hard, dry, non-porous, and easy to clean.
If it had more germs than your colon, then I would be concerned.
@Neuromancer49@midwest.social corrected me ↩︎
Ahacksthuasdfasdfasdfasdfweofhawioehfallly (
) isnt the toilet seat made of plastic? (istg the plastic toilet seats in school were so bad they were porous)
Yeah, plastic or wood.
I guess porcelain would shatter? Otherwise it would be ideal for the seat too.
whatabout metal toilet seats?
Never seen them at my local hardware store.
I wonder why, I’ve seen them in some train videos on youtube
it’s probably not economical to sell aluminium toilet seats at a competitive price with the other materials (assuming thats what theyve done for weight on a train)