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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

We're not just married. We are a team that solves problems together

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We're not just married. We are a team that solves problems together

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Didn’t know Facebook boomer memes counted as shitposts

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    The team just got bigger. Nice.

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    Would be better if it said “our sister” instead.

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    the worst part of using a surrogate is dealing with those jokes

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      Do tell more

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        The sister is the surrogate.

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      ?

      • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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        wife is infertile, so they got the sister as a surrogate.

        if I was that couple I’d tell everyone that joke

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    ovulating

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    And what the problem is, exactly?

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      your grammar

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        ?

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          He probably means your grammar feels lonely. You should spend more time with her while you still can.

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                  ?

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              Grammar is Gen Z brainrod for “grandmother”

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                Oh. Ok. That explains the last joke but not the first, though…

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                  You mean the one in the meme?

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            stop assuming my gender, bigot

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              What neo pronouns does Thine Exquisite Excellency go by? And would sire/sirette desire some perfume for the odour of flatulence following you?

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                Lemmy moment

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                just address someone you don’t know the pronouns of as “them”, it isn’t hard, so there’s no reason to just assume someone’s gender. also there’s no need to make fun of someone who you just misgendered

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                  Oh I’m so sorry! It seems there was a misunderstanding 😔. You see, I was actually making fun of you. I hope that’s clear now.

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    would

    Though I’m not actually married anymore. Also she’s the type that dates professional athletes so probably not a chance.

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      Take up darts.

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        🤔 that actually sounds fun. I didn’t know people player it out of

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