Girls gone wild!?!? What are they making 12 year olds verify their age to jack it to infomercials at 3am?

Follow up question that I fear may shed top much light on how dumb I am… is there land under the polar ice caps? I guess I never thought about it but assumed they were just frozen masses.

Damn for a community so knowledgeable on tech, ya’ll sure got a lot to learn about stocks lol.

So this is a power move by the rest of the board member of Tesla. RSUs arent considered tangible assets by the IRS. Meaning Tesla will be forcing Elon to pay the full value of the shares as income tax the year they were vested.

Plus the company issuing the RSUs have a security blanket where a company can defer issuing shares until the vesting schedule is complete, which helps delay the dilution of its shares. On top of any scenario where the employee/person holding the RSUs leave the company before the conclusion of their vesting schedule, they forfeit the remaining shares to the company.

They’re usually used as incentive to keep employees at a company so here’s where I hit the logical brick wall… what fuckin incentive do they have to keep must around unless theyre just betting that captain adhd jumps ship before the stocks are vested.

Yo if you are just going into college with no previous credits from any other school, you should be able to take like the first 2-3 semesters all online.have you looked into doing something like that? Even if this school doesnt have online available, tons of schools do and going remotely expands the number of schools you have available. Plus the only time the schools name will matter is on your graduation document. Its honestly so dumb when people go to places like Syracuse/Columbia/RIT (not to give away what hemisphere im in lol) for all 4-6 years of their degree when they could be doing community college for 2 years at 1/100th (total guess) the cost of a university.

Rage against the machine

I mean bad with money is bad with money. Without reading the article, I assume the story is about someone 81 y/o. She had decades on top of decades of favorable economies, strong US dollar, great interest rates, affordable housing on unskilled labor wages, every opportunity to take advantage of tax free retirement plans for the past 50+ years, plus being old enough to actually get back everything she put into social security. I have 0 sympathies for old timers who cant retire and will work till death do you part.

Google the woman who worked for nasa and wrote the entire code for the rocket that took us to the moon for the first time by hand. Like literally, if I remember correctly, the picture is just a stack of lined notebooks as tall as the woman who wrote it.

Edit: saved you from the Google monster:

What kind of phone are you on?

If you have a Samsung, id hold off on any drastic moves until you are sure its not a symptom of shitty software updates.

So say one of my usb c cables inevitably poops the bed and everytime I plug it in my phone it says “slow charging”. Does it damage my phone at all to continue using that cable for long stretches of slow charging?

My phone was doing the exact same shit that you just outlined. Bought brand new charging blocks, brand new usb C to usb C cables, as well as usb 3.0 to usb C cables and for 2 months I was forced to limp along with with a 1 year old phone at most that wouldn’t accept any type of plug in chargers or cables. I had to use the power sharing from old phones or a charging pad to charge it but even then were talking 8hr minimum to get from 0% battery to 50%-70% at most.

Idk how to crosspost yet but I just replied to another thread with this story of the shit show its been the past couple of oaths for Samsung and Android update releases.

Damn this was a post from 3 months ago lol I had to read my own post to remember what this was a reply to. The reason its such a distant memory for me is because for the past 1-2 months Ive been having to use shitty slow as fuck charging pads or other broken screen phones to charge them in order to use them to charge my phone. Spent $150 on chargers. Had a new phone in my shopping cart despite nothing being wrong with my phone other than not charging. Was hemming and hawing for the past 2 weeks if id pull the trigger on different/new phone that could charge. Im type 1 diabetic with constant glucose monitor that connects thru Bluetooth to phone so any time I was out, I was going blood glucose blind once phone died.

Fuck dont mean to chew your ear off but the point of the story is that it was all an issue caused by another fucking Samsung update. Just downloaded a random update last week and that day it had my phone back to charging normally like nothing fuckin happened.

So I apologize but my Samsung rage totally made forget all about being annoyed about them fucking up the UI settings for no reason lol. Im 100% riding this phone into the ground and going to any other phone manufacturer than Samsung for my next.

Got any phone recommendations for a make/model/line that really stuck out above the rest in quality?

I want to frame this and hang it on the back of my bathroom door like every framed spiritually motivating quote overlaying a stock photo that every fuckin boomer aged leather ballsack skinned from hitchiking the US cuz their parents asked them to get a job but all the got were the same stds and athletes foot from showering amd fucking in public shitters, kind of hippie. You know the one, cuz their bathroom smells so bad of potpourri your eyes water and you just know everything you eat for the rest of the day is going to taste like that dirty fuckin hippie’s potpour-fuckin-eeee.

This isnt guna be easy to make this framed picture of green text fantasy work. Guna need to remodel my shitter so every inch is covered in dry flowers, crystals, oils, makeup they stopped making 50 years ago cuz they killed all the test animals from all the uranium and asbestos its made from. Also should prolly start smoking so the white paint on the walls looks like yellow tar textured wall paper from how much hippie hair is stuck to it.

But for real tho lol, someone should sell on Etsy framed motivational stock photo quotes of all of 4chan’s greatest moments in green text history.

Like for real? You never searched the internet before?

Took all of 8 seconds to type busmann 15amp fuse and select the first link🤣 you super sure youre qualified to work with electricity?

Edit: jesus I didnt see your comment below the pic till after I commented and now im flat out asking you: homie, if the limit of your electrical knowledge ends at fuses, then please please get a hold of someone who knows how to do residential wiring TO CODE. For the sake of every one who will ever live in that house after you. You are only going to cost yourself more money when you eventually need to call the electrician.

Damn this was a post from 3 months ago lol I had to read my own post to remember what this was a reply to. The reason its such a distant memory for me is because for the past 1-2 months Ive been having to use shitty slow as fuck charging pads or other broken screen phones to charge them in order to use them to charge my phone. Spent $150 on chargers. Had a new phone in my shopping cart despite nothing being wrong with my phone other than not charging. Was hemming and hawing for the past 2 weeks if id pull the trigger on different/new phone that could charge. Im type 1 diabetic with constant glucose monitor that connects thru Bluetooth to phone so any time I was out, I was going blood glucose blind once phone died.

Fuck dont mean to chew your ear off but the point of the story is that it was all an issue caused by another fucking Samsung update. Just downloaded a random update last week and that day it had my phone back to charging normally like nothing fuckin happened.

So I apologize but my Samsung rage totally made forget all about being annoyed about them fucking up the UI settings for no reason lol. Im 100% riding this phone into the ground and going to any other phone manufacturer than Samsung for my next.

Got any phone recommendations for a make/model/line that really stuck out above the rest in quality?

Only thing id add is staying properly hydrated

Sooooo fucking on point. If you arent a sports fan in my area you would be so curious of the same question depending on time of year or success of season. Super anecdotal but just 1 example of tons and tons of variables that effect the bar/restaurant/hospitality industry

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Im guna say no based on the entire population of the UK amounts to less than 1% of the world population. Idk what % of world population uses pornhub but I assume its the #1 pornsite in most countries.

Cuz errybody loves helping people too lazy to help themselves.

In case the whole internet is down like the Indian version of Google apparently is:

1. Citarum River – Indonesia

Length: 300 km
• Main Pollutants: Mercury, cadmium, lead, textile dyes
• Source: Over 2,000 unregulated textile factories in West Java
• Affected Areas: Bandung, Bekasi, Karawang
• Impact: High mercury levels detected in schoolchildren; rice paddies yield stunted, contaminated crops
• Historical Note: Once a sacred agricultural artery in Sundanese culture
• Notable Fact: Over 20 million people rely on this river for water—most boil or import bottled alternatives
Update 2025: The Citarum Harum initiative removed 3,200 tons of surface waste last year, but illegal discharges remain unchecked due to limited enforcement.

2. Ganges River – India

Length: 2,525 km
• Main Pollutants: Raw sewage, plastic debris, chemical effluents
• Source: Urban and rural runoff from 500+ million residents
• Affected Areas: Varanasi, Patna, Kanpur, Kolkata
• Impact: Cholera and hepatitis outbreaks are endemic; religious rituals continue in waters deemed “unsafe for bathing” by the CPCB
• Historical Note: Central to Hinduism, life, death, and pilgrimage
• Notable Fact: Cremation ashes and industrial dye waste co-mingle in sacred bathing ghats
Update 2025: Namami Gange Phase II launched with AI-monitored sewage control in 50 cities—but only 9 plants are fully operational.

3. Yamuna River – India

Length: 1,376 km
• Main Pollutants: Surfactants, heavy metals, nitrogen-rich waste
• Source: Urban sprawl and underperforming sewage plants in Delhi
• Affected Areas: Delhi, Agra, Mathura
• Impact: Toxic foam disrupts Chhath Puja and immersions; Delhi’s drinking water depends on heavily chlorinated Yamuna intakes
• Historical Note: Sacred in Hindu mythology, linked to Lord Krishna
• Notable Fact: Experts estimate over 90% of Yamuna’s pollution is from untreated domestic sewage
Update 2025: The Delhi Jal Board announced ₹1,200 crore in foam-control measures, but riverbank encroachment complicates clean-up.

Methodology: How We Ranked the Most Polluted Rivers in 2025

This list was compiled using reports from:

-UNEP, WWF, World Bank

-National environmental protection agencies

-Peer-reviewed studies from journals like Environmental Pollution and Water Research 

Key Factors Considered:

-Levels of chemical & biological pollutants 35%

-Impact on local communities and health 25%

-Plastic waste density (kg/km²) 15%

-Loss of biodiversity 15%

-Clean-up efforts and reversibility 10%

It takes decades and usually billions to decommission and deconstruct a nuclear power plant that hasn’t blown up.

Lol I live a stone throw away from a nuke facility thats been in deconstruction since 1980 and just entered phase 2 this year.

However, my comment was about being surprised it was still an operating nuclear power plant not about how long it takes to clean up or decommission a nuclear power plant.

I mean its kinda their brand: Fuck posers

“You’ve heard of Direct File, that’s gone,” Long said. “Big beautiful Billy wiped that out. I don’t care about Direct File. I care about direct audit.”

Jesus i thought he was calling himself “big beautiful Billy” in the 3rd person the way they used their capitulation in that quote lol

No real figures is my prediction. Future villains will be made up sanctions that at best could be seen as narrative parallels to existing people/countries/groups.