Yeah I also had a long think before I saw the Onion logo. But that’s kinda the point of satire.

He looks so happy.

Allein in meiner Haut
Zärtliche Faktoren
wie ein Astronaut
Liebe zu Motoren

Blaue Stahlkabinen
Triebwerk in Einzelhaft;
Liebe zu Maschinen
Leiden und Wissenschaft

Wissen und Leidenschaft
Leiden und Wissenschaft
Wissen und Leidenschaft
Leiden und Wissenschaft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d-UVG0t5qk

I guess fishnet is the kink-equivalent to handcuffs. Or rather a cage.

Hat man mir auf dem Weihnachtsmarkt in Köln auch gesagt: “stell dir einfach vor dass die tiefstes Kölsch reden, dann geht das schon.”

Trotzdem lieber in E-land als in Amiland.

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Oh. Thanks. But I knew that. “Cellphones” threw me off I guess.

Non-Brit, non-American here: what’s this about?

That guy from Nebraska has been replaced by AI now, which somehow made the situation even worse.

After giving up on SP years ago I watched S27E01 a few days ago. As always I appreciate the timeliness, the cojones to parody Trump with Trump cutouts, and his double was pretty good.

But the episode was disjointed, it wasn’t really telling a story, and didn’t make any new points. Meh.

Should be aiming way lower. Hasn’t OOP ever played Angry Birds?

Just a general plus one for Meduza!

Thermomix ≠ Frittieren?

Lass ich nicht gelten.

Thanks OP. Love it.

The hairdo is fabulous though. 1990s hairspray ad worthy.

a news headlines outlet run by the White House

Huh. Owned by…?

Eisbären müssen doch weinen!

I have no words.

And it would be so easy to stop them.

Wish I could personally stop all funds flowing into Israel right now.

Is it though? He recently sent a letter that was basically like this but without all caps.

I sympathize - how do you communicate with a toddler tyrant? - but I do not think this is a parody. Therefore I find it cringey. I much prefer what the NATO chef texted Rump a while back, who liked it so much that he published it.