Yeah sure WE decided to do that. Even many of the people who voted for the pedo-in-chief don’t like the tariffs.

You shouldn’t bully Martina McFly. She’ll hop in her DeLorean and you’ll just fade away.

I had a Chevy Caliber named Ex.

Hey internet, stop reminding me of how old I am. My body does that just fine, thank you very much!

It’s a Hot Dog Summer!

I distinctly remember the Berlin Wall coming down. It was a big deal for a while. I couldn’t tell you why it was important, but I knew it was happening.

Pee-wee’s Big Adventure. Damn you, Large Marge!

Darn. I was hoping they’d reproduce when you get them wet. Time to try feeding it after midnight.

And then there’s this. https://youtube.com/shorts/NDvaRF4HQHQ

I only lose my mind over advanced calculus. That’s some rough stuff.

When did I stumble into an AI recreation of Lemmy? This is on brand, but something isn’t quite right.

Again, Vietnam makes the US look like a bunch of chumps.

So he doesn’t like that the name is essentially named after his position, as in Commander-in-chief? I mean what other reason would they name a DC sports team the Commanders?

For years I have said that y’all is the best thing to come out of the south.

It’s almost as if excluding due to arbitrarily drawn lines is a bad idea. It helps nothing, it only serves to hurt people food.

“I hope you like lobster because I want to make you my Maine girl.”

Something about VerMOUNT.

“I’m glad I have a boat because I’m about to take you to rode Island.”

"Hi, I’m from Michigan. holds up hand and points to it with the other To be precise, here. I’d like to offer you a seat. To be precise, here. points to face.

“Girl, are you from the Midwest, because I love your cans, ass. (Kansas)”

At a meetup for technicians: “Are we in the Lonestar state because all I see is an amazing tech’s ass. (Texas)”

“Do you have a sister named Elsa because that would make you Anna. I’m on a trip around the country and my next stop is Mount Anna.”

“I’d love to get you in a threesome, but I’m not sure about my inuit girlfriend, so Alaska. (I’ll ask her)”

I’m doing my part!

Doctor Who: had a woman Doctor once

Don’t forget about the wokeness of the 15th and 16th Doctors.

Wait, they’re not upset about their vacuum cleaner after all? Who knew?

Perfect.