Every day this twat is in the news it always proves more and more why his brain worm died of starvation

You better answer

Great, we got Cazadores from New Vegas before GTA 6

Oh of course, especially if you have the IWHBYD skull on. I don’t believe the theory, just stating it’s existence lol I doubt Johnson would ever get married, he’s married to the Corps OORAH

Halo: Contact Harvest has you covered, Johnson shows his knowledge on what the ladies like to Jilan al-Cygni and current fan theory is they might’ve gotten married following this encounter due to a line in Halo 2 where he mentions his mother in law.

Bioshock

Halo: Combat Evolved

Fallout New Vegas

Also, cynical answer is also whatever current mobile game is making a bazillion dollars right now because ✨capitalism✨

Speak for yourself, I weaponize mine in the form of unstoppable Halo lore.

“Sgt Johnson sex scene? Damn straight it’s cannon, and I’d be happy to expand on that topic.”

João Pessoa is a decent city and the most eastern point of South America so at least they left the important part. Shame about the Amazon though, there will be major climate issues because of that.

I like collecting games, nothing crazy like graded games (graded anything is a scam) or like I have to have every game ever made for a specific console, I just like having a big shelf of games.

I really want a like new, in box green Halo edition original Xbox. People want stupid money for them but I just want to have one. I’ve got a good condition boxed regular black console and a boxed Halo 3 Xbox 360 but I reeeeally want the green OG.

Here’s what people are trying to sell a NIB version for

When I flew back from Brazil last year to Orlando, almost the entire plane was families with kids, a lot of which were wearing Disney merch. I bet that flight will soon be much less full as $250 is currently almost R$1,400 per person. R$5,500 additional for a family of 4 is a LOT of money in Brazil.

To be fair, the “gallon size” you see in the meme is 90% ice, 9% milk and 1% “coffee.” Dunks is selling plastic cups with ice for over $5.

“Hey Siri, set a 2 minute timer”

Answer call

Alarm goes off

Put phone into airplane mode

Problem solved

Same with classic rock stations, I swear to fucking god Boston’s 100.7 plays Turn the Page by Bob Seger or Metallica’s cover daily at like 7:45am. That’s usually followed by one of 3 AC/DC songs then 10-15 minutes of commercials since iHeartRadio bought them a while ago.

Carburetor cleaner kills wasps on contact, since we always had old cars growing up and lived in the sticks we also always got wasp nests. I still keep some around just in case. I don’t even own a car with a carburetor anymore. They get a good distance of spray too for added safety when dealing with them.

House I used to own was built in 1958, but the house I’m currently renting an apartment in was built in 1890. The apartment itself was added in 2020, and I’m it’s first tenant.

Yeah lots of houses super old around here, especially at the old mills area. My buddy lives in Uxbridge near one of the lakes, funny enough I’m a few towns away. Small world, Lemmy.

Bro was given instructions and a location like a Skyrim quest

Put a drink in your cup that you hate, that way you’ll be reluctant to drink it as frequently. So if you hate pineapple juice, fill it up with that!

Buddy, I’ve got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle and I’m going with Veronica to pillage this Vault only to put it’s contents in a locker at home and never touch it again