Yo mama so fat, she distorts the Mona Lisa when she stands on it

Yeah well my first computer typed in cuneiform so get off my lawn you kids

Stiiiiiiiil not a drag queen

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But we don’t have enough of our own tax money for education, services, or uplifting poor from poverty, only war death and violence.

Our national debt is $37,000,000,000,000. That’s 37 trillion, or 37 thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand dollars and the newest spending bill is going to increase it another 4 trillion alone. We’re ignoring our basic needs of citizens, and that’s ok with them because they’d rather you die anyway.

Land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy.

4B our governments into allowing us to have a modern standard of living, striving towards betterment. Anything else, they’re working against the people.

What a fucking surprise PedoProtectorParty

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And by the time an American moon base happens, they’ll have ways to beam the sound from the advertisement into only your brain so you can’t not hear it.

Tires are expensive, you don’t need a misdemeanor. Loosening or removing valve cores is criminal mischief, fine, or community service at most, but good luck with feds making up their own rules lately.

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Some people are saying carrying a spare padlock can be handy

Onerous: (of a task, duty, or responsibility) involving an amount of effort and difficulty that is oppressively burdensome.

It was too hard to give the voters what 58% voted for, 1 week of mandatory vacation a year, so they didn’t. Fuck you poors.

His excuse is he couldn’t give less of a fuck about you or any of the other poors. Somehow a billionaire supposedly cares about the same things we do

Must be an amazing feeling to know you’re on the spectrum, be called “retarded” by your own father, then find a politician dumber than you who needs your money, and constantly fail upward thinking you’re the smartestest person ever. An actual IQ test would put him somewhere in the lukewarm category but he would buy the testing company to change the result.

He’s like a friend’s older brother who isn’t educated but tells coolbro stories and conspiracies with no backing. It’s edgy and cool if you’re 14 with no life experience, but besides that it’s just noise which helped Yamtits get elected.

And eliminate COVID-19 by not reporting it.

Sir you need to walk your Boston Whalier on the sidewalk

Can we solve nuclear fusion first? Before we have rolling blackouts across the world so computers can draw fingers better