As a Chinese person it’s actually really refreshing to not be inundated with western propaganda. Here’s some examples that come to mind:

The US quietly admitting the “Spy Balloon” did no spying several months and millions of dollars later.

People are actually moving into “ghost cities” as it pre-emptively neutralized a housing crisis before it began

China’s social credit system is actually extremely benign and fragmented while aiming to target businesses and businessmen, tracking bankruptcies, scams and reneged deals and so on.

But you’ll get people too propagandized to accept truth even if, for example, all the sources you provide are from reliable Western media

Huh, wonder who that’s for

He should thank the stars he got Puyi’d instead of Romanov’d

Those school children are going to need a tall glass of wine and a cigarette to deal with this.

Jeremy Corbyncore

European Guiana and it’s capital “Paris” is known for smelling bad and stealing the Spanish invention of “aioli” and calling it their own.

Down the peninsula you have Basquelandia known for drugs and partying in their cultural capital of Ibiza.

Across the sea to the west you have the boot shaped country called “I’mwalkinhere” or “Old New York”. It’s allegedly where Andrew Cuomo is from.

Up north into the Germanic region, those countries are collectively called “Greater Lichtenstein”

Further north into the lowlands, where you get windmills and tulip related economic crashes, you have East Aruba.

Further north still you get some phallic shapes known as Skyrim

As you travel east from there, you get to the homeland of the Slavs: Polesia. But since it was rightfully civilized and enlightened by the wise and generous Mongols, the whole region is called “West Mongolia”

As you go south from there, you have a series of countries called North Macedonia, North North Macedonia, North West Macedonia, etc etc. they should really join up and form 1 country.

East across the black sea is called Caucasia. Fun fact, technically Caucasians have to come from this region, other types of white people are called “Sparkling Whiners”.

To their south west is a country formerly called “The Footstool Empire” but is now just called “Walking Bird”

And tucked away in the north west is the island of Fireland, called that for it’s many volcanoes.

South of Fireland are some islands. In the west is Eire, famous for inventing whisky. In the middle is Man, home of the Manosohere.

And that’s it. Any places I left out either aren’t countries or are irrelevant.

“Look he’s the failson to some influential people and if I say anything I’m not getting an endorsement/financial backing for the next election so you guys are gonna have to speculate baselessly.”

The AI wasting hours of processing power having an internal struggle session re: outdoor cats before simply replying with “:pigpoopballs” on a platform that doesn’t have that emoji

This year’s Drake V Kendrick fuckin’ sucks.

“This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.” bruh what are these bars?

This induced the same feeling I felt seeing the volleyball drift away from Tom Hanks in the ocean.

The lone budgie, sitting in a cage silently. A social animal, it longs for companionship.

One day, the hairless ape placed a special piece of glass in the cage. It seemed like any piece of glass at first, but this one had another bird on the other side! It didn’t speak, but it would dance when the lone budgie danced. The lone budgie was thrilled.

A different day, the hairless ape took the glass away. The lone budgie lost its only friend, even if it was never real.

I stole a small human’s nose several years ago. He (idiot), was stumbling all over the place, not even walking in a straight line. I went up, pinched his nose with my fingers, said “got your nose!” And walked away.

Dumbass still doesn’t have a nose.

>Join ICE

>Exclusively detain people wearing MAGA hats/thin blue line bumper stickers until you get fired

>Severance cheque

>Leverage former “LEO” status into discounts, possibly free food

The fabs, the machines that makes parts for fabs, the machines that make the machines that make the parts for fabs are extremely specialized

Well hopefully Dean Cain follows Kirk Douglas’ example and becomes a corpse, too.

Should you go hunting?

Are you a hunter gatherer?

If yes: Yes, if you’re not gathering

If no: No

Someone didn’t read my guide to bovines

The city where you get blackout drunk and get married to a stranger? That Vegas?

Buddy, younger people just get blackout drunk and marry a stranger at the town/city hall these days. No-one has the money for a 20m² chapel with an ordained Elvis impersonator anymore. Either that or just live with their polycule* and just not get married to a stranger you met day drinking alone on a weekday.

*Latest fad

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