Everywhere is walkable when you carry a very visible propane tank on your back so cars avoid you through Mutually Assured Destruction.

It turns out that the Irish Unification of 2024 really referred to what got it rolling, the election of the second term of Donald Trump in 2024.

If Mewtwo is so great, where’s Mewtwo 2?

At best, chuds are going to look at this and say “cool, even the libs are coming around”, before immediately voting Republican again.

How quickly can we get Meta AI to PPB?

That information has yet to be declassified, along with the bear problem it has.

Not one that I was waiting for, but I’ll take it.

There were a couple of good economists, but they’re all ignored by modern economists. Ignoring Marx in economics is like ignoring Newton in physics.

Has anyone checked under the couch cushions?

He’s going to pardon her in exchange for her making a statement that Trump had nothing to do with Epstein, mark my words.

I like the implication that the sex tape is the only thing Kelly knows Hulk Hogan for, and not the wrestling.

The Fire Restinguisher.

People I’ve seen complaining about the Sydney Sweeney ad: 0.

People I’ve seen complaining about people complaining about the Sydney Sweeney ad: I lost count.

How are there different evil real estate companies named Blackrock and Blackstone? What kind of Wario/Waluigi shit is this?

Somebody needs to stop the tyrannical reign of children with cancer.

Apparently, predator animals and bugs have figured out that they’re easy prey, so it looks like nature is adjusting?

Discord was, at one point, the perfect app. But capitalism demands it does stuff like this so its profits can keep increasing.

Thermal, cube-shaped backpack. I might switch to one with drink holders though.

Are you an admin? Because I worry about your company’s cyber security policy if they let you just do that if you’re not.

I know the gig economy is a fuck, but I actually have a lot of fun doordashing on my bike. To me, it’s like getting paid to exercise, and may be the motivation I need to exercise more.