What strip is this?

Whenever I see a sentence with “Marty” ending with an exclamation point, I read it in Doc Brown’s voice.

If people would just print them out, then they could delete them. Problem Solved!

What strip is this?

Where are people getting all these notes? I don’t have any notes, and [checks notes] THERE’S NOTHING HERE!

Depends on what I was doing in your dream.

Isn’t he taking the plane with him? I thought it was “donated” to his “Presidential Library”.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs

Half of you should write incredibly detailed messages explaining why canned pumpkin would be a mistake.

Oxygen plasma sounds like something that could very easily set something else on fire.

It’s not only “more”. The company I work for had “record profits, far and beyond anything we were expecting” in 2021. In 2022, we were told that the company made more than in 2021, but didn’t meet the earnings projections. That’s still record profits, but phrased like a loss.

Not only must the line go up, but it has to go up faster than it did before. Nothing less than exponential growth.

I’ll probably be just another Boltzmann Brain.

The problem is ultimately about personal responsibility and harm reduction. Nothing says you can’t kick one of them to death.

He’s been squeezing the lemons, drinking the juice, and filling the bottles with piss.

I always wonder what they consider ‘debt’ on these graphs. All my monthly expenses go on my credit card, then I pay it all off the following month. It’s about $1,000 each month. Do they think I have $1,000 of credit card debt?

“I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!”

A little Jack Teagarden to start the day.

Is this a Buckaroo Banzai post? I feel like this is a Buckaroo Banzai post.

Your question presupposes that everyone is a Christian, and it takes a conscious effort to reject that. It my be hard for you to see it, but that’s a problem with your worldview.

Of course he did. If I thought I could get something out of the Trump administration, I’d also flatter him.

This just proves Orban is smarter than Trump. A very low bar.