I mean, to be fair… Those Japanese trowels do look like a big fuck off knife:

Was expecting Fargo, but was pleasantly surprised to find Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

We’re done here. Pack it up

What’s this I hear about problems with your TPS reports? Didn’t you get the memo?

Well… Fuck

I have that exact quesadilla maker in my house that we got as a wedding gift, and my youngest son got nearly that exact hoverboard for his birthday.

I. Declare. CEASEFIRE!

Amira Brie

Cool, thanks. I’m busy washing my hair today

Sure, but “retaliatory strikes” would probably be a more accurate descriptor. “Attack” often carries the implication of a first strike

Sabrina Nichole

Play the drum breakdown from “In The Air Tonight” on it.

How much of that will go straight to the CCP in the form of interest payments on Belt and Road loans?

It can even undo all the damage from smoking. So go ahead and do both at the same time

That’s a matter of taste, I suppose.

I personally think this is kind of a stupid tattoo, even if very well done.

They also make fun of things that are stupid

Even if it does, eligible parties are free to opt out of the class action and file their own individual suits.

she thinks he’s highly regtarded