Out of any large festival thing the only one I could see myself having fun would be The Gathering of the Juggalos. Im not really an ICP fan or anything but that seems like the best crowd compared to a burning man or coachella

Yo! I also got to look at my tendons once when being stitched up! Mine came from a workplace thing, a conveyor track that was up and hooked to the wall came loose while I was cleaning under it.

Had lasers get shot into my mouth today. Dental work. They were very thorough in making sure I was comfortable and I can close my eyes for it so I dont see the medical stuff they’re jamming in my mouth. I explained after I didn’t have a rig holding my mouth open that im one of those weirdos that loves to see that shit. If there was a mirror on the ceiling I’d be entertained as hell. The laser was fucking cool, smelling my gums burning from inside my own mouth as well as seeing smoke come off em was a trip.

Waiting on a tax return to get some wheels and trucks. Then I can be an old guy who used to be good!

Sounds fine. I think tempeh instead of tofu would put it up a level, I jusr like how tempeh takes to BBQ flavors

Heat wave is making me miss living at home and putting my blanket in my parents chest freezer for 15 minutes or so before bed.

Met a cool kitty named Basil today. He was orange and had a very triangular face and was super gentle, didn’t lean in hard for scritches and when rubbing his face on my hand it was done very lightly. Basil is a classy gentleman. Also hung out with Maggie who I’ve known for a bit who meows a lot but has a scratchy old lady cat kinda thing so it sounds like she’s complaining all the time.

A kitchen gig with paid time off? I will move to where you are just for that.

I’ve got a work pal that DMs and I do this to him every time he tells me story ideas he’s gonna try.

I’ve done this before but the pulled pork was made of jackfruit. Its in my frequent meal rotation. I’ll usually make some red cabbage and carrot red wine vinaigrette coleslaw for a side so I can put some on the sandwich as well. Jackfruit also has the benefit of taking like, no time at all to make a fake pulled pork out of compared to actual pulled pork, just blast in in a sauce and fry it with some onions for a few minutes and youre good.

It was pretty funny that Howie brought up that if Ricky Gervais bought 100 slaves in 1925 no one would bat an eye.

3 wolves and a dimetrodon

Played some drums, am eat8ng some snacks and am watching Zeta Gundam with Darby. She’s lying down flat next to me with her head and paws on my leg. Life can be a pretty sweet fruit sometimes.

One of my co-workers is being deported. He’s in his 40s, he was fucking imprisoned under Dueterte, barely survived being killed cause some one he knew as a kid was in the military and saw his name on a list and was high uo enough to bail him out. I fucking hate my country so much. He’s a fantastic dude, works his ass off and pays taxes. He failed his written English tests cause for GOD KNOWS what reason he gets really nervous filling out paperwork in government buildings…Wonder fucking why?

Its probably really easy for them to do. If its through the right mixer you might even be able to get live ‘masters’ and get tracks from each input to make your own mix as well

They play Corona by The Minutemen in full each time the riff would normally play and explain what the song is about.

One of the bartenders at work used this syrup that we infused with fennel and Thai chillies into a cocktail and holy fuck eas it good. Vodka, that syrup, limoncello and fizzy water. It was a big swing with the spicy fennel but daaaaaaamn was it great. Im not usually a subtlety noter for booze, im a cook, I just want the booze and for it to be good but the lemon and fennel thing worked amazing, the spicy and lemon hit first and then you noticed the fennel in the aftertaste. Shit was tight. Next time im at work im gonna mix some Thai chilli thick syrup we already made for ourselves cause the chillies were gonna go bad soon with some lemon oil, some fennel and mix it into tahini for a pizza sauce. Pretty sure there’s still some garlic scapes to mess with as well. Tahini is the ultimate base for pizza sauce. Tomatoes and creams and aolies genuinely can’t compete. I dont care if I haven’t tasted the creams or ailoies. My shit is better and veganer

Communist Bam Margera has legs. Heartagram with a hammer and sickle, holding bosses at gunpoint until they accept unionization and robbing banks as jackass stunts, turning Don Vito into a Maoist etc. I’ve got a lot of jokes here that only work verbally cause irs just me quoting leftist stuff in a Bam Margera voice.

'Weer gonna show Eleme-ent that theew workers contrul praduuuxtieen by stuuffeen a bonch of skaetboards intew wataevevor machee-ens we foind"

Longest time without rain here in 50 years, summer is usually humid as hell and I gotta say, while this is scary as hell and the whole place is a tinderbox…I REALLY LIKE THE DRY HEAT! Heat has always been wet AF here and damn does it make a difference. My comfort shouldn’t be taken into account here, we need rain, its been since late June.

I was at work! Can’t post at work now? They dont let me go outside and warch the sunset