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11·1 day ago“Remember”? You just said the magic word!
Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!1!!!
72·4 days agoFuck. Sorry you lost your ignorance.
Never thought Donald Rumsfeld would be a step up from Whiskey Gate, but here we are.
Seconded.
Fucking
NO.
“Nice vest! Y’know, you’d be prettier if you smiled more.”
2·6 days agoOo RAH!
“If you can’t stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer.”
-Catalina, GTA San Andres
11·10 days agoThe ants are feeling left out. We should include them. Perhaps we could bury a billionaire up to the neck in close proximity to an ant hill? As a treat?
1·10 days ago“Oh look. It’s raining again.”
Hello, fellow refugee from a better timeline.
15·11 days agoThat $200 mil ballroom addition for the Whitehouse isn’t gonna build itself, now is it?
Everything the rgb light touches is our kingdom
Pokemon is knockoff trash. This is a Chinpokomon house.
🎵WO-O-O-O-MAN!
She stole my heart and my cat!🎵
Does meth? Or csa…? Or maybe this?
“Teaching” the Mormons about sinning?!? 🤣 Oh, you sweet summer child!
Personal experience is that quits holding up once they get to Idaho or Wyoming… had several coolers get lighter, as the beers went on “mission.”
“Just a quick adventure, Morty. In and out in 20 minutes, tops.”