Yes, I live in Romania.

It was a joke, but also true.

I don’t see the racist part, but please excuse me if I’ve offended you.

descurcăreț - someone who makes use of the flaws in rulings. It’s not even a negative term.

Free Wireless ISP, you say?

cheapskate romanian sounds

Thank You for looking it up!

*she

I had to look it up…

Bodélé Depression

Well, tall people have it harder with pumping blood, so you might be mortaller.

Lice-ladder

I wrote with my left before school. They told me the teacher will beat me for it, so I relearnt with my right hand.

Ugly writing, and I mostly forgot with my left. But I still couldn’t hit a nail with my right…

More will come! Keep it up!

Raspberry beret

Don’t we all?

Well, when they’re burning…

Ackshually… I also had an AMD K5 with Performance Rating 100.

K6 was 166 MHz and up, Pentium II competitor.

Man, does 384 sound weird!

I know it was a 256 MB and a 128 MB stick… but it was a long time ago…

You had one job.

Mentioning punch cards had me, but you blew it!

I quit my job (public sector) and I tend for sheep, ducks and plants at home.

It’s mostly OK, but I still forget important stuff like buying feed and such…

And you seldom realize what you’re doing is wrong. You’re working on things, never finishing anything.

I use blitzortung.

Well not that obvious for everyone just how much power on the far end and in between.

Hungarian is also QWERTZ. We have a sound written ‘sz’ and another one written ‘zs’ so it would be hard on your pinky.