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Their evasion skills suck. Great job by this brave person.

I guess it technically could be. Certainly sounds like a viable cure for stupid, at the very least.

Did you choose the kit? Pro or standard? How do you feel about the results vs manual operation? I’ve been on the fence about it because I’d want the pro model and that’s half the price of my classic. But, if this brings it to the level of its $2k sibling GT, that definitely seems worth it.

Enrollment at the Ministry of Silly Walks has been increasing, and now you know why.

We got this guy, “Not Sure.” He’s gonna fix everything.

I’ll call this uplifting news.

Too much oil. Make the coat of oil nearly invisible, then season upside down so it can’t pool up like that. The sticky spot will get better. Just use it or season it again. The good ol’ “cook some bacon in it.”

Each time I read another story about them finding how to regrow teeth, I’m reminded of Star Trek 4 where the little old woman grew a new kidney thanks to McCoy giving her a pill and proclaiming they’re in the dark ages.

You needn’t take it any further, sir. You’ve proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I’ve learned me lesson, sir. I’ve seen now what I’ve never seen before. I’m cured! Praise god!

Leopards don’t care if the face is rich or poor, old or young. They only know that all faces are delicious. Reap it, Tim Apple.

This is the way. Cut the second to last banana below the stem. Works perfectly.

Best way to scrub the barnacles off

So difficult to chose which is his ultimate performance, but Doc Holliday was phenomenal. His performance stood out well beyond the extremely impressive cast, yet he mastered how to make it still remain a supporting character. We’ve truly lost one of the best, today.

That downvoter needs to go rewatch Real Genius immediately. It’s a moral imperative.

/c/LostLemmings ?

Goddamn war pigs all clamoring to start shit everywhere. Send those cowards to the front lines first.

Cowards! Do your jobs! Should have taken inspiration from the French.

Well, first they’ll need to dig up and reanimate the corpse of Jobs. It’s amazing to see how they repeat the same failure track when he’s not pushing them to innovate. Even when he was (back) in the top dog seat, they still fell behind the competition and took forever to come up with features that other companies had been doing for years.

With all of the nonsense spewing from the brainless these days, I think my cognitive bias forces me to assume that they believe this bullshit 100%. This probably needs to be in NotTheOnion if it isn’t there already.

Well, actually, I can probably make my own way up. Hag! Evil old woman, considered frightful or ugly, 12 down.