Cow juice.

I’ve only got a Compaq one.

Ok. Who was the watery bint this time?

Is that a swingline stapler?

Insurance change?

The triple diamond Mitsubishi logo is missing.

Perhaps “The Missing Postman” - not sure if it actually got canned or is just unknown though.

Was it used by fax machines?

God damn Loch Ness Monster, get your own damn memory!

Elodimir?

Sounds like a Lord of the Rings character.

He’s not the president. He’s the ruler.

Hehe. On mine the cruise, high beam and fog light indicators don’t dim with the rest of the dash board.

Luckily they’re all along the top row in the centre, so I drape the glasses cleaning cloth over the dashboard to form a little curtain.

I’m in a rural area.

Starlink terminals next…

It’s a reference to an ancient shock internet website called goatse.cx - it pictured a significantly dilated anus.

Where did you move from?

Something something Jonah?

I wonder how long before other countries will not allow Americans to visit…

Windows phone. On window.

Separate the compartments with lead then?

Based on the past, it seems vinyl records are near indestructible. So, embedding the data in that somehow and keeping it cool might work.

Printed might also work but it’s a lot of data. Microfiche maybe?

Another option might be to use some form of nuclear battery to keep a bunch of multi TB SSDs powered up.