Drink better: don’t drink Nestlé

There’s a pill for that

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Medical College of Georgia at Augusta University

Of course, I’m not a monster

Give a person a glass of H2O and they drink for a day. Give a person a glass of OH and they’ll never have to drink again.

As a chemist, I can confirm this is true

Instructions unclear, I went kobold

It is possible and is used in some areas, but it is more expensive and more technically challenging. As others have pointed out, capitalism will use the cheapest resources until they run out.

The simplest explanation is often the right one, and I agree that the simplest explanation is the bone thief.

You’re assuming that the construction companies will be paid

I could find 10 bare asses in my bed!

Sincerely, the Bard

Unfortunately, his ideas didn’t take flight

Firmly grasp it

Biblically accurate angel

Bring forth the holy hand grenade of Antioch!

Dwarf Fortress

I think “they” was referring to The Onion. Based on your response, did you write this yourself?

I’m going to assume that the turd allyoop into the toilet was also autobiographical. Don’t correct if I’m wrong.

Sounds like a good time

I feel like this one is much more personal than your typical work