Is it a rom com?

GlomTales! Technically I’m Scottish as well GlomTales! Uhhh—Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks GlomTales!

Cthonic ejaculate

DYEL bro?

Bit too busy with the ole undiagnosed adhd and a hankering for world of Warcraft

Oh no.

The real waifu was the friends we made along the way

Dicksoutforharambequette

What if it’s a Tour de France game?

But I thought sleepy joe was bad!

God damn, I’ve been ratatouilled

Assuming we save democracy the next president should take this away from him immediately, like kick him out of the plane if he’s on it, then just tear it down for parts

Trump, what a dark horse, true underdog, real outsider

For forks sake

Are droughts the rainy days of the plant kingdom?

They don’t need to change! They’re cooler than cool!

It has been nice hearing about this smarmy fuck less, recently. Not that any of the other news is good

Life jackets truly are the seat belts of the sea. “My uncle only survived the blaze from the crash because he was ejected from the car!”

If the water conditions are so bad you would consider a life jacket a liability, you’re just fucked. The debris your jacket could get caught on is the stuff that’ll knock you insensate, and then you drown

I just want to live in the Culture, not this shit