If you’re going to dream, might as well go big.

American hubris coming home to roost.

You were warned.

The Brady Bunch

I’m fine with this considering my house is not in the picture.

…and eating lobster

some form of providence intervened

Providence?!?! Rhode Island ?!?!?

Not excited about getting my impacted wisdom teeth back. I’m starting to think God’s a bit of a dick.

This was his thing during Covid. He seriously thought the only reason US covid numbers were so high was due to the testing. Stop testing, people stop getting covid.

It’s like a witch made a stupid gollum out of orange mayonnaise.

He’s more like a functional human, but reversed.

I’m not putting marinara sauce on pies and donuts.

On a chocolate pop tart, that’s as close to heaven as you’ll get without Kurt Cobain’s shotgun.

Hey?! Why Come You Don’t Have A Tattoo?

Please don’t say arou*ed. A child might read the internet.

“I don’t want to work. I want to live in the woods and grow my own food and get back to nature.” - City Hippie

Fraser Institute is a conservative Canadian org. They cheat on their taxes and don’t pay them because they’re “a charity” and think no one else should pay taxes. Of course they fudge numbers like this and find extremes.

If you do the actual math on your personal taxes, unless you are somehow extra ordinary, you’ll find overall you’re being taxed in the neighbourhood of 30%.

I remember all of this stuff.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to die of old age.

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Oh no… Anyway.

Pretty cool until I saw the packaging. I refuse to buy produce entombed in a plastic bubble.

Well, he’s fired in 3…2…

MAGA Twerp: “Better a Russian than a Democrat.”

Sane People: “LOL k. Have fun being turned into drone made meat chowder.”