omeprazole is a proton pump inhibitor that makes your stomach make less acid in general and im pretty sure it doesn’t matter when you take it relative to eating just take it once a day (but you’re not supposed to take it longer than the 2 week course without talking to a doctor in case you got some other shit fucked up in your guts)
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China is literally the only hope humanity has to survive climate change at this point and if you’re not aware of that you’re ignorant, sorry 
He’s sent me like 5 articles i haven’t read about how it’s totally real and totally works but it just seems farcical to me at a basic physics level like the solubility of hydrogen is so low at STP that I don’t think some 300 dollar piece of shit is going to be meaningfully infusing any hydrogen into it to begin with but even if it did i think it’d just evaporate out of solution as soon as you open whatever pressurized container it’s in
But he’s sent me 5 “scientific studies” and I don’t think he’s going to accept “based on what i know about physics it’s bullshit as a concept” when he has some bullshit magazine sub quoted in Nature telling him it totally works
we can’t do peanut butter because we’re nut free except for the times they tell me it’s okay (when i make almond halvah and have to put up 57 signs warning about deez nuts)
You people made fun of hydrogenated water a few days ago and now i find out my dad bought some 300 dollar water hydrogenator that sounds like it just does fucking electrolysis because he thinks it’ll help my mom
Here’s another food idea, this one’s vegan:
Beanut butter (refried bean) and Tofu sandwiches with like bbq and mesquite infused tofu, grilled, then sliced thin and used like cold cuts, refried beans (beanut butter) used as a spread, topped with some thin slices of tomato, lettuce, banana pepper and vegan mayo
maybe stuff all that into a hoagie roll? idk. Serve that shit cold bc im lazy and reheating sandwiches is a pain
I bet if you took poop transplants from people who survived chemotherapy and cancer and gave them to people before they go into chemo it’d have a non zero chance of having a positive effect on survival rates
do youse guys think pistachios would go good in a coleslaw made with shaved brussel sprouts
what about with little chunks of pineapple
maybe instead of mayo a little apple cider vinegar and greek yogurt, garnished with cranberry raisins and more pineapple
Maybe roast the shredded brussels? or blanch to keep vibrant green
Maybe season it with paprika, cumin, pepper and onion powder like a moroccan rice pilaf?? Add a little caramelized sliced fennel??? Guys?
I knew it’s been fucking raining a lot and i’m not just crazy and thinking that the clouds are personally arraying themselves to prevent me from tanning, i googled it and YTD rainfall is already like 50% more than average
the chuddy shits I work with will complain about rich people and how everyone’s getting fucked etc etc the problem is they don’t realize the problem with rich people is systemic and they blame the islamofascist woke pink hair gender cabal (funded by George SOROS) or w/e nonsense
it’s really absolutely fucked up that there’s this kick ass drug that doesn’t kill you but your body is REALLY GOOD at building tolerance to it, just keeps cramming more and more cannabinoid receptors everywhere. what the fuck
if nerds were so smart they’d invent a drug that stops that from happening
stated goal vs actual reality, it’s the Nextdoor app of dating and “it’s to protect us from the men” is just a convincing enough reason for you to ignore the possibility for abuses from it
i am so fucking glad I met my partner when tinder was just “swipe left swipe right no limits on that shit” because it’s hard enough existing in a society and dealing with people in general, would love to date with a fucking public dossier built on me by petty aggrieved exes or literally just people making shit up for personal pleasure at another’s expense
i’m ignoring mine and finally getting phone calls which still say “please pay” but then start to threaten collections
idk probably a bad choice but i figure if they want to bleed my money from me they’re gonna have to fucking spend money to take it. send it to collections
the rest of everyone else paying on their loans is fucking this up for me btw, stop paying nerds
p.s. it used to be a hurricane would hit and then some federal national disaster shit would trigger and it’d bring my loans into forbearance and it’d happen every 5-6 months
i guess they’re done doing that though considering the hurricane damage in asheville was probably the worst in years and no forebearance were declared
Internet says he got assaulted or some shit “trying to stop a carjacking”
I had to google who the fuck this nerd is, why in the absolute fuck is a 19 year old child working in any of these roles? Does he have the fucking Epstein files?
That wasn’t me but i also support your personal growth, keep doing good shit
this is why those isekai always have modern technology transfer like you’re supposed to be like get dwarves to make a mythril pressure chamber so that you can teach the peasants to make fertilizer via the haber bosch process, there, now you’ve disrupted the entire medieval society as your singular fiefdom becomes able to feed half the continent
Another sandwich idea: make some of that japanese anko bean paste, add jelly
Boom, beanut butter and jelly sandwich
Me too lol
Well not hoping but that’s what i thought it meant
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Oh but