You’re absolutely correct, I was riffing on the commonly mentioned fact you said. Similar to the “mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell.” meme people mention often.

Bear without penguins and bear with penguins? I’m no bearologist but I don’t think that’s right.

Arctic actually means land without penguins, and Antarctic means land with penguins.

A study on the effectiveness of cat paratroopers in modern battles by Hugh Mann.

To shreds, you say?

This is nothing like the last documentary I watched, where Dr Sins used a radical new technique to cure his patient’s cancer.

Here’s a photo of the tardigrade in action:

The sea exists.

Dutch people: and I took that personally.

Good, fuck em!

Cats aren’t real.

I’m surrounded by assholes!

Since NotRobert did not plan ahead, they starve this winter.

Game over.

Neat, you’re one of those people my math textbooks warn me about.

NotRobert has a 1200 sq ft house

If each potato they grow takes up 1 cubic foot of area, how many potatoes can NotRobert grow?

Thank you, my poor virgin eyes were damaged by reading your filth.

Land of the free!

free to be persecuted for just existing.

Wow, I never knew the CIA faked building the Titanic.

Water did nothing wrong.

What do you think icebergs are made of?

I get the other points but why wood panels? Seems like an aesthetic choice really. Don’t force PT cruisers on everyone, that’s too cruel.

Stupid sexy blocks!

Sounds like the first step to crabification