Explosive with large neodymium magnet might work

You just described health insurance companies

Small government

Welcome back 🏴‍☠️🦜

Needs to be a massive multiplayer live games as a service product. /s

Madonna vs Pamela Anderson, the comparison is insane.

No, Swedens Mexico is Gothenburg

Give me a good non-cloud voice control system that works and I’ll switch in a second. And on another note: The “Hey Google” command is so fucking annoying.

Never rent a car from Hertz, check.

The parents sucked anyway

Can’t say about any stranger, but you and I would have a problem. 😂

https://youtu.be/OckLXMG3Nhg

Daily shave? No, I’m a man, I have a big fucking bushy beard. Shaving would get me thrown out of the tacticalbeardownersclub. 🧔‍♀️

It’s not left though. It’s right and righter.

If you’re a satanist, you’re just a Christian who hates God. 🤷‍♂️

I get it, it’s fun saying you’re a satanist to get a reaction from Christians.

Magic

I miss the old internet. Usenet was magic.

Hey ai, uncrop this picture of two walruses for me. Freaky.

That picture looks 100% porn, but it’s not.