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It sounds like you see ChatGPT the way other people see you. You should think about how ChatGPT could be more interesting and whether you could also use that advice for yourself

AI doesn’t stand for artificial personhood. One of the first big AI projects was teaching a computer to play chess.

Implied, not inferred

That’s still more than a year’s wages for a peasant. About 24,000 dollars in the USA. Being a trans adventurer is easy, but being a trans commoner is as hard as it is in the real world

Is top surgery reconstructive or deconstructive?

Trans people get plastic surgery too :(

Transitioning is only trivial in some D&D settings. Polymorph is a high level spell, so it would cost a lot of money to have a wizard cast it. Whether other spells or potions for transitioning exist is something for the GM to decide

Bingo is Australian. He wouldn’t call tomato sauce ketchup.

Fun fact: tomato ketchup was invented by white people who tried to make soy sauce without any soybeans. Ketchup means soy sauce in southeast Asia.

They’re probably taking out the wifi card

Hot tip: you can go at the same speed as before, and you’ll even get a discount for saving everyone’s time

I wish there were more bullshit jobs because I have no job.

I am a divine being, you are an object. You have no right to speak in my holy tongue.

That’s genius

I don’t think anyone pumps their own gas. I think you put the tube in the hole and a pump does it for you, and a computer counts how much you got. I would hate getting gas if I had to pump it like an old timey water spout.

Sorry your wife likes Harry Potter

In December 1980 an Apple will arise no man can eat. Invest thy money in Master Jobbes’s machine and good fortune will tend thy days.

The Talmud says there are evil spirits that cause sickness and I’ll fortune, and for each person there are a thousand on their left and a thousand on their right. That sounds like bacteria to me. People back then didn’t have a use for numbers bigger than a thousand or a word for microbes.

We should give ChatGPT a terrible social status. We should all call it a loser, a murderer, and an abuser.

Remember that teenage boy who committed suicide because his AI girlfriend told him to? LLMs are pedos.

They need to read I, Robot. They had lying machines and dumb machines in that book. One robot decided that since it had never seen the factories on Earth, humanity didn’t create it, an all powerful god did. I wouldn’t trust that robot with diet advice.