I’m with you here brother. I play a lot of VR and I’ve got prescription lenses. Nothing is more horrible than getting a smudge on them with your eyelashes or eyelid and wondering why the left half of your peripheral vision is blurry.

💜🩷

https://youtu.be/TFfs_D6JzEo

Day One Beta Cheats in BF6

Weird, I’ve always told people “drive home safe” because of how many car accidents happen at night that are also lethal.

(I bicycle A LOT too BTW, this isn’t a dig. Cars just kill people all the time)

It was banned from movie theaters upon release in my area. I never even saw trailers for it – finding out it was banned and especially given the theme of the movie (how the dystopian government banned literature and burned books) made me want to watch it even more.

I mean… he’s right

“I have persisted so long, I am the horror now.”

“What?”

“What?”

“By the way, sniper”

Your iron plate production is looking a little lackluster there, bud

Have you tried invading and exploiting the resources of multiple planets to keep up your green chip addiction?

Steel pan music

Hell yeah, it’s like something out of SCORN

Yes sir absolutely, you can make money

Insider trading however is illegal for a reason (ahem)

Corrupt idiots in politics – “I’m sorry I got caught”

Clearly you’re not forklift certified

Not to be that person, but my parents are completely incapable of comprehending this.

Not intellectually, but pragmatically and philosophically. They’re like 60 years old, and even if it affects them in their lifetime, they’ll be “dead in 20 years”.

And on a low level, they’re kind of right because most ordinary people aren’t to blame for this, so shaming “parents” makes no sense.

Shame the international petroleum conglomerates, plastic producers, shipping, etc. You know, the actual emitters in the billions of gigatons.

“Daddy, could you pass the salt?”

My hand touches the salt shaker, so does her father’s.

Awesome. Drink sugar free energy drink, have stroke.

sigh Okay scientist, you can look at my dragon dick

… For science

“Wait, what’s the mould for?”

I have been told by my elf lawyer/party wizard that I’m not legally obligated to answer this question

😁

I upvote the same way like I used to on Reddit, but I have no idea what the hell my karma is

I don’t even think it matters but it’s nice to see a post with like 800 upvotes

We’ve been bamboozled and conditioned

Sorry, here’s your dopamine 🔼

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I loved casting clay or Earth golem as a melee warrior

Nothing like beating the shit out of demons with the paving stones tanking hits