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  • Notyou@sopuli.xyztoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.worldClever man
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    4 days ago

    leave lots of space between you and an aggressive driver.

    This is great advice and a great way of looking at it. I use to tell people that you can control how close other drivers are to you when they are in front of you. A crazy fast tailgater behind you might be hard to deal with, but let them get in front of you and you can have a better safety buffer zone.


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    You speak the truth. There was some ass clown driving and cutting people off. We were approaching a merging area. It went from 2 lanes to 3 then the right lane ended when the left gained another lane for turning at the light. It’s a shitty area but this guy was trying to shift around like a maniac. I had to go from the right lane to the left new turning lane. He ended up in the right about to end lane but trying to cut more people off.

    The going straight lanes were stopped from the light so from a couple lanes away, I was able to slowly drive, roll down my window, stare at him and shake my head in disappointment. 😞 He rolled down his window and shouted, “Yo, Fuck you!” 😂 I felt that worked better than any yelling I could have done.




  • I shrug leave the cart there and start walking out the door.

    No, wait: *The cashier goes and opens the closest register to the self checkouts

    Honestly this would piss me off more. Oh so you just lied to me and expect me to forget about it that quickly. If that’s how they treat customers I wouldn’t ever return. There’s too many options for me to put up with that bs.

    I know not everyone has options, but exercise them if you do.



  • When Watchmen came out in theaters I recommend it to someone at work. I know people shit on it for changing the ending but I think it was good for the general public. I liked that the Watchmen series on HBO kept the psychic squid attack, but that’s not the point of this comment. Sorry I got sidetracked.

    The point is after he came back from seeing it he complained (jokingly) about I should have warned him about the giant blue penis. He would go the next few weeks saying ‘blue penis’ to me randomly. I think it left a mark on him. I didn’t really think much of it but I read the comic before. Idk why people are so scared of penises. I’m sure being in the US and the view of violence good but sex bad is a big part.