*wage slave

NooooOoOooo

I understand the unpleasantness of the word rape, but really think it’s better not to water down the gravity of his crimes with euphemisms like “diddle.”

This is a great question, but a better question would be how many kids did you rape Donald?

You know I’ve read Frost, Poe, and Shakespeare. I appreciate your mastery of the English language, but for the love of God it seems like you are trying to claim Trump is innocent. Clear that up for me?

Better check your privilegelium

Conservatives will somehow find a way to level this as devil worshiping blasphemy and let their children die of brain cancer instead.

Kooloo Limpah!!

But at this point why even bother meeting the quotas? Can’t they just lie and tell everyone they deported 3 billion immigrants so that the racist rednecks will all cheer and smile?

💯 secretly she loves the dick pics

Needs more middle fingers and dicks hidden in the embroidered border.

I think they meant E as an estrogen instead of the more common abbreviation for ecstasy.

“A pipe and a crépe?”

I feel like this deserves an award

S-s-step cob where did your husk go?!?

Oh honey that was just the disclosed amount donated. Under the table I’m sure he copped another 10 million to his offshore accounts. You know, a drop in the bucket of Exxon mobil’s quarterly profits.

Based in reality, yes. Based as in the common colloquialism to mean something cool and relatable, no.

And I guess they refuse to build the homes on elevated stilts because capitalism right?

I’m sorry she couldn’t accept your help. You have to forgive yourself. Some people cannot be saved.

Slash and burn Cocoa farming