Gesundheit!

Who gave that horse such a delicious edible?

What a wonderful day to have eyes. What a looker!

I heard a person say “I got my tongue stuck behind my eye-tooth and I couldn’t see what I was saying” maybe this was the case for them as well.

Slow down. I’m not finished with step one and you are rushing to step two.

My partner shows a VA card when asked.

I had Great-Great Grandparents in my life until I was in my late teens because of this.

I never knew that the void had such cute wiskers.

I noticed that it is completely empty.

B(ai) scuit?

Oh The Nerve!

Do you think Kitty is making biscuits?

I have low numbers and it is a non-issue for me… NO STI!

Does she take onto account that a black family may purchase her from a disgruntled husband. I could only imagine that a black farmer could use a hand with those pesky chores and that housework ain’t going to do itself.

I saw a human person use Tide laundry detergent to wash a Thanksgiving turkey.

Oh, I bet the wind blew him up there and now he is trying to get down.

Go brush your teeth!

Did my grandma write this because it sounds just like something my grandma would write.

I think that you would just end up with a sticky butt hole.

I don’t take the cart out of the store anymore. I really can’t afford that many groceries.