No direct access, but “jump into the Elbe and wait” is still a valid strategy…

Look on my Belly, ye Mighty, and despair!

Highbury and Islington? Seems a bit much to me.

Thor was Batman?

Killing Eve, I think

Why wasn’t Michael Myers played by Mike Myers?

To my knowledge, there has been some discussion regarding the AGPL as to whether using software through a network even creates the kind of legal relationship between provider and client such that the client has standing to request the source code. I assume similar discussions would crop up regarding the SOWPL.

“your birthday is coming and so am I”

Shit Ben Blocks Shin Bet

Miller presented a general O(1) solution to the Traveling Salesman Problem back in 1949.

Highly relevant username.

There is a page on Wikipedia that contains this.

The original is a lot less funny, though.

People in glass houses should go shit in the basement.

And the Sphinx shall give you a riddle and the riddle shall be “where is my food?”

Yeah… I kinda wish he had provided it before all those devs quit, though.

Of course, he might have kept silent as a test to see if the project can remain healthy without his active stewardship, which makes sense for such a large and important project. I’m sure he’s unimpressed by the result.

My favorite kind of erfly!

On the one hand, yes.

On the other hand, do you really want some Norwegian named “Forty Bras” to take over?

I think this is the Soviet E series of cars, where moving between them was an employees-only matter (and almost never happened in regular service), mostly because nothing bridges the gap.

I, too, have baggage that is always there wherever I go.

I think the point is that Tim Apple is all of these things (so he need not care) except straight.