Good. Send them back with plenty of holes.

We have plenty of armed citizens, but that’s the hilariously fucked part of it. Gun owners are BY VAST, FARRRRR MAJORITY- Republicans. If it’s not on Fox News they don’t know it, haven’t heard of it, don’t give a fuck about learning it. Even if they suddenly every single one of them realized how fucked they are, and they ALL lined up outside of their local city halls, state capitols, and so on TOMORROW they’d only be answered with the largest “riot control” force ever assembled on the planet with more tear gas than they can imagine. Not one word of their message would be heard, only violence would be televised. We learned that in LA.

People are already going hungry and dying, just not the people you might immediately expect. Right now it’s the low income elderly, (who can’t get medical help to save their lives, the sick, the homeless, and immigrants, who (if they haven’t already been put in camps) are too afraid to even say more than “Hi” in passing when I pass them in apartment halls.

This place is fucked, but most haven’t realized it yet.

Genuinely honest reaction from an American- we have reached peak pointlessness.

The American public (in general, on average) is so stupid and ill-informed, staring only at their preferred echo chamber that the majority would rather mobilize against different opinions than have a conversation.

We could self immolate in the streets and it would make absolutely no difference. Opposition would celebrate it. Any method to resist or make change has been well and truly vaporized. Publicly stating our opinion or even stating objective fact is now pointless, as it will be instantly gaslit.
Not a single protest or demostration I’ve attended has made ANY difference at all.

Even right this second, I can hear the sound of Fox News in the office beside mine.

Even in my small suburban town lifted trucks STILL fly a Trump flag and scream and shout out the window at bumper stickers they don’t like.

I can’t say that’s the perspective other Americans have, but I can tell you that’s my perspective. The proverbial “ship is sinking”, the hull has cracked wide open, and all I can do is plan what cardinal direction to “swim” in assuming I survive the capsize, which I almost certainly will not.

Hahaha

I AM ROOT

It beats the alternative of Microsoft’s support forums where thousands comment for weeks straight INCLUDING paid Indian “representatives” who ask for user diagnostic tool output, copy/pasting the same reply eleventeen thousand times a day, on a post from 8 years ago BUT not a single person has ever posted their solution EXCEPT “I reinstalled Windows.”

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Intensity huh? Here you go

@#$% YOU

Fuckwits do stupid things. News at 5.

Very similar joke for sure, maybe I combined the two in my head

I don’t know where I heard it but I think the sound of a Harley V-twin engine sounds a lot like a throaty man voice shouting

BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER LOOK HOW GAY I’M NOT BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER

On second thought I think I heard it from a canadian redneck madman on youtube. ZipTies&BiasPlies

I can’t believe people elected a felon grifter criminal liar cheater pervert casino bankrupter with the express goal of burning the country to the ground and THIS might MIGHT be the line they draw in the sand.

A Mortgage? They must think we’re idiots.

Jesus fucking christ on a cracker. I’m so out at this point, I’m getting to be like Carlin wound up. I no longer consider myself human. I’m just a weirdo watching this shit from the front row.

I realize it’s not a helpful stance to have but since my voice is ignored even by my family I don’t see where I could change anyone’s mind at this point anyway. I’ll be voting like a decent human but beyond that you motherfuckers are on your own.

Technically every American in their 40s was poisoned as children with lead in the air we all technically have brain damage. Not saying it’s the cause of any of this shit, but pushing everyone down a few rungs sure didn’t help things.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9897265/

I’ll just be happy to not need to learn any new salutes

20 years from now: 2024 Deplorean, 40,000 miles. Battery range down to 18 miles and new batteries are unobtanium, but thoroughly communicates to all of your neighbors how far right you are.

$Eleventeen Kerbillion space bucks
No lowballers, I know what I’ve got

Nothing redeemable about him

Yep, you’re right. Straight**_**Jacket is a song :)

Cult. Endless denial. Forever rejecting reality. What more would it take to have these people given straight jackets?

I think I’m going to keep this image handy and use it a lot for the next few years.