Okay so, aside from the fact that, as another person pointed out, you can wash the eggs, that ‘poop and stuff’ includes a sort of exterior membrane that keeps the eggs fresh even when left out of the fridge.

Commercial washing removes that membrane, which is why those store-bought eggs go bad faster.

Sadly it’s not that surprising.

On a superficial level, what you have is a military vessel captained by a white human male that goes around saving the poor savage primitive and less enlightened cultures. The captain even basically does whatever he wants, and any force he uses is accepted, if not outright lauded. That’s basically everything white nationalists dream of.

And it doesn’t help that some of the aggressor cultures like the Klingons have darker skin and are shown (again, from a superficial viewpoint) as unreasonably violent with a culture that espouses it.

Remember, these are the same geniuses that think Starship Troopers wasn’t a biting parody and that Rage Against The Machine was espousing far right ideals. Media literacy and paying attention to anything more than superficial stuff is not really their forte.

A third do.

Another third ignores it because their favorite tv show is on, and hey, they’re white and nothing’s happened to them yet, so obviously everything is fine and those protesters are just overreacting.

And the final third looks at it and thinks ‘That’s my dictator! Attaboy!’

The local government sees $$$ (or gets out-and-out bribed) and so they sign off on it. After all, why should they care if some plebeians have their electric bill go up?

To be fair, several local governments have shot these down. One in Arizona just voted 7-0 to not let one in. But they’re so sneaky and so free with money a lot of governments just let them slide in without residents even knowing.

Recycling the cooling water in a closed system. Which they totally can do, and works as well if not better, but it costs more money to set up, y’see.

They’re making fun of the fact that the Right completely lost their minds at Obama wearing a tan suit but ignore or applaud Trump pulling bullshit like this.

What you’re talking about is actually a whole different conversation. One that should be had, yes, but not related to how the Right gives a massive pass to anything a Rich White Male does.

I’ve been to places that don’t take check or cash anymore though.

Maybe didn’t want to leave shell casings behind?

Other than that, I got nothing

In a memetic landscape poisoned by irony, absurdity is the point. The dildo isn’t symbolic. Its function is noise.

Maybe, but it’s also sexual harassment.

Schrodinger’s asshole. It’s just a joke bro! Unless…?

Noodle cat

This one seems a bit better than most—in that they’ve tested it on mice and it seems to work—but there’s still a big gap between mice and humans. Plus we don’t entirely understand the mechanism behind it yet.

I’m always a little skeptical of these claims.

But hey, if we figure out a way to do this in people safely, then cool.

Doubletree Landscaping booked up again?

Ohhh so you’re not even from the US, you’re just saying stuff.

I thought .ml users were in agreement that the US was a 3rd world country?

A bad case of affluenza.

Dude, didn’t you see their instance? They’re a tankie. They were never ‘refusing to vote for genocide’. They were always holding their vote in the hope that the evil US would destroy itself so Generous China and Glorious Mother Russia could take their place as the true and noble world leaders.

Just ignore them.

Yeah, that’s a quarter of the population my dude. That’s not a good look. Why would anyone want to go to a place where 1 in every 4 people hate you?

It’s the ol’ ‘I got mine so buzz off’ attitude. Just another way humans try to be elitist.

A ‘removed’?