When flying supersonic the entire plane would expand and get longer to the point where flight engineer could put his hat between his console and bulkhead.

However, when it slowed down and cooled the engineer had to remember to get his hat or it would be stuck in the shrunken space.

The Concorde on display at the Udvar-Hazy Center had this happen, and it has a hat permanently stuck in the cockpit.

(At least according to the tour guide.)

I never liked naps so I’d lay there pretending to be asleep but I was secretly learning the alphabet backwards.

The teachers thought I was dyslexic

This guy: Creed

Me: Mad Caddies

That’s actual old money, building sometime that lasts. These people are new money and are flashy with it instead of buying appreciating assets

No but I look forward to this in the next Andy Weir novel

I’m a fan of both and there are now two wolves inside of me

Google fails me but my favorite application for FUSE was storing files in headers of ICMP packets using network latency for persistence.

I had a chance to work for an Israeli company and didn’t and now I’m really glad.

I wouldn’t hold my breath.

For example, I already don’t like you for quoting Jon Lennon

Not really. Then you just look like a poor. This way people know you’re rich.

As an historic example, consider artificial cranial deformation

I get called a lib all the time because I’ve got a problem with secret police and purges

Cool. Now do it.

No respect, I tell ya

Same. I feel seen.

Bring fish.

Make friends.

I’ve been self employed. Not only was my boss a slave driver he’d jerk me off three times a day and fuck my wife

When I was 18 I had a Marine recruiter chase me down the street.

The pay is closer to $43k. The $35k is a signing bonus.

No, he chose that deliberately, probably in coordination with party leaders, to show that not having town halls is a good idea because liberals will just shout at them.

As is tradition, because Americans are fucking idiots just like everyone else.