Sparky
Sorry for scaring developers
Norwegian proot with a taste for shitposting
Deeply sorry for my photoshop creations
Former account at Kbin
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Anon was there for the cock vein
You take a screenshot
Why the fuck is this ai generated?
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?3·4 months agoCalculators. Why use the Google calculator, when there’s one pre-installed in every device you own.
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you have a TV in your 2006 Toyota Corolla? Why / Why not?9·4 months agoOh I remember my dad’s Toyota having them in the seat headrests. The screens were pretty crappy since the connection was over composite
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•At least in the darkness of my dreams, I can forget how things are2·4 months agoGood thing I don’t dream while sleeping ;-;
I’ve always wondered what the fuck that creature was, and now I’m terrified that these things actually exist. Thanks kind stranger :3
“nah I don’t want to fuck. All I want is someone supportive”
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Public Blue Screens Of Death@lemmy.ohaa.xyz•Public transport info screen buste[d]English1·4 months agoYou’re traveling to the land of dead SSDs
That person will have their legs fucked for life if they crash. Most alpine skis have a mechanism that has to release the ski if there’s too much force on it (so as to not break the person’s legs), and it seems like it’s set wayyyyy to high because they have held up the skiers weight for long enough to take that picture.
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Funny@sh.itjust.works•Americans will use anything other than the metric system17·5 months agoIt’s probably some stupid way of describing it’s inertia
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Software Gore@lemmy.world•Didn't know the route info screen is a web page1·5 months agoAlways has been
Ok so what’s up with germany and pickles? I’ve seen non stop posts containing them for the better half of a year now, and Im still confused.
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I've written a keylogger. It now quacks5·5 months agoThat’s why you install it on someone else’s pc :)
I still get flashbacks from when I had to use that in school instead of something like fusion 360
It’s so funny to see how macbooks are either super durable, or die from the smallest dust particles. My dad’s macbook fell down 3 flights of stairs, and embedded itself into the wood floor boards at the bottom floor. There’s not even a scratch on it even though if fell from pretty high up.
And my mother’s macbook dies every year because dust ends up in between the display cable which then punctures it when the lid is closed
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•I don't know if you guys know this, but...English2·5 months agoYe it’s hard being a protogen :(
For windows xp :3