I clicked on the link just to get a better look at that fucking face

Coffin too small for deceased performer, but not for the reason you think

It’s tough for me to imagine having a talk about sex toys with any of my differently-sexed kids in the future.

However, on the topic of safe use I have seen too many videos of surgeons removing a football-sized orc dildo from someone’s ass. I think I would find the courage to at least mention the importance of a sufficiently-flared base, especially if I’m on the hook for their medical expenses. Also, the junk caught in the metal cock rings. I’m sure there are more examples.

I wanna say Macho Man Randy Savage would have something poignant to say, but I don’t know what it’d be.

“Ani, have you ever been in a Galactic prison?”

Look at that picture caption, Rubio is right there and the caption completely disregards him.

These are the translation of the Morse code tapped out in the Miners Guild basement

Search “couch riser” on Amazon for some ideas. These are intended for raising the height of a couch but could work as prosthetic legs. Might need to get creative on leveling to the right height though.

Tangential: Fred by Rodney Carrington

No, that’s ACH. You’re thinking of the cheaper alternative to copper plumbing.

As far back as high school I assumed this was possible. All it took was learning about amendments 18 (Prohibition of alcohol) and 21 (scratch that).

Those touting their pocket edition US Constitutions (I think we saw Ted Cruz do this?) do the same with bibles. All I see is John Brittle from Django Unchained.

There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

More people need to understand this, I think.

One video of a red voter had him expressing regret for his vote. In one expression he said “I guess I’m democrat now” with the same distaste as someone saying “guess I eat dogs now”.

I don’t think he’d have as much hesitation changing a vote in the future if he didn’t feel like doing so makes him into a monster he helped to paint.

Am I correct in seeing a similarity between this and the Xitter drama from 2024? Something about X not having a physical presence in Brazil to sue for damages, and Brazil was going to block it as a result.

Inspiration is the 4:56 mark of this. <3

https://youtu.be/kcxK1Tnwy5M&t=4m56s

Midwives bringing monsters into the world sounds like a game I’d try.

I’ve used an app called Precise Volume to achieve the effect of lower-than-default volume. But I’m not thrilled it takes an app to do that, so your method could be nice.

You’re like my first Lemmy celebrity