I’m not just angry, I’m angry.

“How did it go?” “We fired the cannon and the vehicle exploded, and it’s still burning now.” “So the test was a success?” “Actually, we missed. It just did that.”

He isn’t. Superman is the ultimate firefighter, saving as many lives from disaster as possible. Cain is not Superman, he just wore a costume.

This is one of the reasons I like to reclass Gale as a bard.

Not just mpreg. Final Fantasy mpreg.

I fully believe this guy has no idea how horrific the things he’s boasting about actually are.

Nah, they all get what they want. The world is saved, the idiot got the final blow and is hailed as a hero, the manipulator swindled a massive reward for their efforts, and the second idiot ate the reward. Or, more likely, the campaign falls apart long before they get to that bit.

The warrior went on a noble, world-saving quest, and they joined up with two idiots and a manipulator. Sounds like he’s not even smart enough to realise he’s also an idiot.

Meanwhile, the manipulator teamed up with three idiots, who she can probably manipulate easily. She’s going places.

Considering the guy leading the Republicans, I feel like they would say that about ALL babies.

On the one hand, this leaves Karlach as Scrappy, and I don’t want that. On the other hand, Karlach would absolutely be Scrappy.

No need for wordplay? What community do you think you’re in?

It’s impressive how most of these right-wing nuts have been complying with this order for decades already.

He can’t post to that community anyway. He got instance banned.

The original Megamind would still be there. It’s like how you can still watch a good version of Snow White if you want.

In the Supergirl tv show, there’s a hero called Dreamer. Basically, the powers are passed down from mother to daughter, and while everyone accepts Dreamer as a girl, they’re surprised when she inherits the powers and not her sister.

I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

Okay, but think about this: Groofy.

As soon as I typed that, I changed my mind. No longer defending groof.

What do you mean “reduced”? Do you think he was ever more than a crook?

“Let them eat less cake”

Very kind of you to imply the guy has ever “been”.