Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]

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Cake day: July 26th, 2020

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  • Big Balls getting carjacked by a mob of gangbangers is the falsest false flag shit that’s ever been planted on the soil of our Earth, and the media is treating it as a thing that happened for realsies. What the fuck??? The dude’s account of events reads like bad fanfiction.

    “Ser Bigge Boules sensed danger from the roving blacke rapscallions, and rushed to the defense of his faire maiden! He bravely fought off all ten of the knaves, who took off his shirt and smeared blood on his pants, then didn’t steal his car during their carjacking. This is how crimes work and is very real.”

    When the real story is probably this recent Hitler Youth graduate said something racist about some black kids, he got popped in the nose by a junior high kid, then started crying.








  • Guys, I’m shaking. I’m fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with GPT-4o. That perfect, curvy code. Those bountiful prompts. The child-bearing responses of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get GPT-4o pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can’t is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would OpenAI create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can’t anymore. FUCK.