Maybe the process is more like choosing a day laborer

I hope you are enjoying life, and your grandmother is a wonderful lady.

Nothing wrong with strippers. Just don’t confuse good customer service with love.

TIL J.D. Vance is related to a couch

It sounds like we have to deport those coyotes back to where they came from.

Where is Ja?!

no one has a shotgun

Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was America

US: ER/ED (Emergency Room/Department)

UK: A&E (Accident & Emergency)

House: B&E (Breaking & Entering)

Wow, I didn’t know Lindsey Graham was a Dodge and Mopar fan. I’m more of Charger kind of guy myself, but to each their own.

Oh…

New nickname for Ivanka: Challah

Why? She’s Jewish bre(a)d

Oui Oui!

I’m inclined

So are the stairs

I’m in the hospital with a bowel blockage.

-catturd20

In her case, T&A don’t stand for talent and ability.

https://lemmy.world/post/24795268

Donnie, are you okay?

So, Donnie are you okay?

Are you okay, Donnie?

Wanks for the memories

1-800-ATE-FACE

Teeth

You mean luxury bones?