Formerly @ZeroCool@feddit.ch
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ZeroCool@slrpnk.netto News@lemmy.world•Trump's treatment of Ukraine just cost the US a refueling pointEnglish5·6 months ago“From this day forward, our country will flourish and be respected again all over the world.” - Donald Trump, Inauguration Day Jan 20 2025.
So much respect.
ZeroCool@slrpnk.netto The Onion@midwest.social•Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political GainEnglish16·6 months agoIt’s almost seven years old, but sadly, more relevant today than it’s ever been.
ZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•A billionaire rises to the occasionEnglish11·6 months agoMeh. Only suckers give a shit about the “generosity” of billionaires. Tax them. Tax them down to millionaire status. Why should they dictate what programs get funded? It’s never worked before… it’s not suddenly going to start now.
I mean, your own tumblr link is proof of that. After all, Gotham’s still a crime ridden shithole, isn’t it? Clearly Bruce Wayne doesn’t know what Gotham actually needs.
ZeroCool@slrpnk.netto Fediverse@lemmy.world•Proton has stopped using their Mastodon accountEnglish18·6 months agoSeconded, but they just go by Tuta now.
ZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•This sounds like a job for the Silver Spoons!English12·6 months agoYep, it’s from a TV show called Parks & Recreation.
ZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•This sounds like a job for the Silver Spoons!English10·6 months ago
Yep, she was a good girl that definitely deserved better. Tasty treats? Yes. Becoming the face of Elon Musk’s neo-fascist movement? No.
ZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPto The Onion@midwest.social•Trump Scraps Aluminium Tariffs After MAGA Voters Voice Concerns Over Tin Foil Hat PricesEnglish40·6 months agoThe only reason you know this is satire is because it implies Trump listens to his supporters.
ZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPto The Onion@midwest.social•Hannibal Lector confirmed as US secretary for Not Eating PeopleEnglish1·6 months agodeleted by creator
ZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPto The Onion@midwest.social•Hannibal Lector confirmed as US secretary for Not Eating PeopleEnglish26·6 months ago“A census taker once tried to test me. I fired his entire department then ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.” - Hannibal Lector
ZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPto News@lemmy.world•Andrew Lester dies while awaiting sentencing after pleading guilty in shooting of teen Ralph Yarl17·6 months agoA cause of death hasn’t been released but he was 86 so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was just natural causes from the stress of his upcoming trial and sentencing. But damnit, he really should’ve died behind bars.
It’s a shame this robs the victim of seeing actual justice. But I would still consider one less violent racist in the world to be a win.
ZeroCool@slrpnk.netto News@lemmy.world•'Jocelynn Deserves Justice!': 11-Year-Old Texan Kills Herself After Bullies' Deportation Threats.81·6 months agoI should hope so! The school deserves it. Multiple people would have had to drop the ball for this to happen. It’s just baffling because they were clearly making some sort of effort to help her. I can’t believe nobody bothered to even ask if her mother had been informed.
Downvoting because of the blue checkmark.
Sorry for being so pedantic, but I don’t want to support Twitter’s pay-for-engagement system, or anything about Twitter at all, even indirectly through a screenshot.
Downvoting because of asinine slacktivism. It’s a screenshot posted in a community that’s almost entirely screenshots of tweets. Get a grip.
ZeroCool@slrpnk.netto News@lemmy.world•'Jocelynn Deserves Justice!': 11-Year-Old Texan Kills Herself After Bullies' Deportation Threats.61·6 months agoSchool officials knew Carranza was being severely bullied and sent her for multiple weekly counseling sessions. However, the officials reportedly never notified the child’s mother, who says she only found out about the abuse after her daughter’s hospitalization.
How in the hell did nobody bother to tell her mother about the bullying? And how did she even get weekly counseling sessions without parental permission? I don’t have kids, so I guess I just don’t understand how schools are run these days, let alone in a shithole like Texas, but this story just sounds bizarre.
ZeroCool@slrpnk.netto The Onion@midwest.social•Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In AirEnglish2·6 months agoI might be biased but I feel like this was a bit funnier when I posted it the first time, 10 hours before you.
I miss when tech entrepreneurs just wanted to get rich and retire young instead of becoming real life James Bond villains. Tom Anderson got a generation to learn HTML, got Rupert Murdoch to hand over $580mil for a social network that’d be dead within a few years, then had the decency to peace out and travel the world enjoying his photography hobby. No evil schemes. No fascism. Just pretty pictures.
ZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPto The Onion@midwest.social•Jeff Dunham’s Most Racist Puppet Tapped to Host White House Correspondents’ DinnerEnglish3·6 months agoThanks for confirming. I was pretty sure it was the same, but I had to switch to an iPhone for work several years ago so I wasn’t sure that was still the case.
ZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPto The Onion@midwest.social•Jeff Dunham’s Most Racist Puppet Tapped to Host White House Correspondents’ DinnerEnglish3·6 months agoAaaah, yeah, it’s a pain in the butt to try memorizing keyboard shortcuts for characters you’re probably not using very often. Sorry my reply wasn’t relevant!
Yep, that’s how it goes with the anti-vaxx movement.
Gen 0 - lived with the reality that multiple people they knew died because of viruses and lined up to get vaxxed when they became available. Then went on to get their kids vaxxed because human ingenuity found a way to curb suffering.
Gen 1 - grow up and got their kids vaxxed because, while they might not have seen it first hand, they remember stories from their parents and were horrified. “Thank god we’re found a way to stop it!”
Gen 2 - get their kids vaxxed because they aren’t stupid, and it’s just become a routine part of raising a child.
Gen 3 - have the luxury of being so far removed from the horrific impact of these preventable virus’ that they decide vaccines should be optional because… “Don’t tell me what to do, science nerds”