To quote Neil Degasse Tyson - “People say they tooted, but nobody asks where farts go. Almost all the air on earth has been farted at some point in history. You were merely borrowing a pre-existing fart and returning it.”

Nah, itsfine. Ive been drinking peroxide for years, you pee it right out. Toilet scrubs itself now and if you shine a flashlight thru my side you can see how transparent and clean it keeps your kidneys.

Damn, i got brainrot today

These little fuckers are both a bane of my garden, and the reason i’ve made such good friends with the crows.

I was reaching up a GI the other day actually.

I know you are here to grill me. Chew, coward, you are only going to vore a man.

Cause black holes don’t gravitate, but the event horizon does. Black holes dont really have volume in a way thats meaningful to us, but they do have a surface area, and thats what you can interact with.

You’re correct anything past an event horizon cannot interact with us, for all intents and purposes it doesnt exist. So all the interactions you associate with a black hole are interactions with the event horizon itself.

“Gooning this” & “gooning that”, read the literature liberals. Whacking off is solved theory, Just build a metal & wood veneer box to jack it in. Orgone theory has already spelled all this out for over 100 years.

You say fuck off now, but wait till you get them in the ground. Then you got slugs and cutworms all over your peps and you’ll wish you had a conveniently portable toad.

“Socialist”

Incapable of healthy socializing

Crackers always think they’re safe, part of the whole ‘hubris’ thing.

Obvious balls, based on pee pee

The right to interdict foreign vessels trespassing into Yemeni waters, yes. If i was a ship captain trying to bypass a Yemeni blockade, I’d stay out of the red sea near Yemen. That would keep me the safest.

Yes, all of this.

But also the post title is a great band, and i have been juked.

In 2013 Reddit accidentally revealed the most “Reddit Addicted City” was Eglin Air Force Base. A city with a pop of 2.8k getting +100k visits. Neat.

The 2nd most popular city from that list, Oak Brook Il, is the HQ of Elsevier, a data analytics company & DOD subcontractor.

The Research Lab at Eglin AFB was cited in a 2014 paper on how to influence social groups to converge to a “common desired state”

It’s been a decade since. How far do you think they’ve come?

What if instead of keratin scales, your hairs were covered in nematocysts like a jellyfish tentacle?

I’m willing to bet he’s got a childhood psychic weakness to Domino Penis like Eve Fartlow’s.

I’ve been subscribed to this guys channel for a while, and over the years he has never learned how to pick up a cat unawkwardly.

Smear things on it

When are they releasing the juchero?