I see your one dollar and I lower it by a cookie and two chicklets!

For the blood trans…I mean Vlad Transfusion. Allegedly.

I want to buy chrome for $5.50!

How about you stranger?

Oh, 50% of the world’s elephants! Lucky!

Just north of Seattle yesterday I was in my living room and the thermostat was 81 degrees. I was dying. I thought for a sec…if this gets to 100 we’re just going to cook. But then I realized its still Fahrenheit. But wow! 50C is just such a crazy temp to even try staying alive in. That’s fly away weather right there.

Because they are… As I’ve been told. I can only assume they taste like berries.

Its not “targets”, its just one.

Chat GPT is like having a friend who kisses and tells…ask it anything you ever wondered about people and places and things! It will give you what it regurgitates about the literature that was fed to it during training.

Now he can just block roads, raid innocent politic…hmm raid politicians’ homes, etc.

That is a fun beard though. What if we all wore beards like that? Could that be it?

That’s how it used to be…here are 5 things I’m selling on the side.

Now its…I know customer 546372, he loves double penetration, perhaps a double dildo and tickets to a nude process cruise would work! " five lovely flowers for mother’s day that will make your mom say wow!"

“We followed a Coke bottle and this is what we found”

Minutes later:

“Coca cola is doing great at keeping our environment clean”

Both are volumetrically inferior according to the news. The latest synthetic compound supposedly is so potent that you only need a few grains. Consequently, my suggestion is that more people learned about dilution and titration. But who am I to suggest that some chemistry from highschool could ever save anyone’s life.

How about a cheese pipe?

LOL yet again. Both are good I was just poking fun.

Thanks for the support. Remember to tell your friends to remember Samholy and all the albacoa trees of Tremoly.

Most homeless used to have a home just like you and I. This president doesn’t care about anyone.

Too late! The albacoa trees are already flowering at Tremoly. Soon they’ll be roasting the piths to make the most delicious covfefe.

Lol yeah that one!

I’m at the kid’s trampoline park. They asked me for a phone number and a birthdays. That’s all they ask for bringing random kids to jump around.

Fuck age verification online.