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This isn’t a news comm, it’s crazy videos. This is a perfect place for it.

If it’s leaking from the inside, it may be that the polymer never properly cured and is still liquid on the interior. You could try returning it as defective, or just shell out for a new cable

It reminds me of those women who fall in love with prison pen pals.

Wet ass pantry

Looks like it’s time to reinvent the Torment Nexus from famed science fiction novel “Don’t Invent The Torment Nexus”. Maybe it will go well this time!

Skibidi’s on first?

Seems more dangerous and less feasible than just offering free birth control. Handing out meth to addicts is a bad idea, even if it’s laced with something beneficial. Most women take b.c. willingly, no need to mix them together to coerce them.

Hydrogenated

Rendering people infertile (even temporarily) without their informed consent is unethical. Doing it to a class of people due to your perception that people like them shouldn’t breed is eugenics. This would qualify. The black socks thing probably would too, but it sounds ridiculous because that’s a class of people nobody would realistically target for elimination from the breeding pool.

Offering free birth control to drug users- fine! Dosing them without their consent- no bueno.

Depends on how well you lash them together. They’re bound to get soggy though.

At high intensity about 14k.

I immediately thought of the Phasmid too! So this is me catching your perfectly worded reference and making a sly reply to let you know I’m in on the joke and we are both very cool for having encountered that piece of media.

It’s because i’m brimming with pep.

They should put meth in birth control. It would make it easier to remember to take it on time and I could call them “mommy’s pep pills” and it would be charmingly ironic because I have no children because I’m good at taking my pills on time.

It’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.

As long as they don’t call it “organic”, that would kill my overly literal chemistry-nerd brain.

He hucked himself right in the woodchipper!

I’m just joking, friend.

Unfortunately this chart is misleading. There are two separate instances of roadway, these should be combined. This is a common issue with pie charts, data can be manipulated by splitting series in arbitrary ways. Simply relabeling the series “left lane” and “right lane” wouldn’t fix the problem because it’s an arbitrary distinction, both lanes are “road” in every way that matters (color, presumably). Combine the two roadway series, move the white line slice to one side or the other.