Overcook chicken? Believe it or not, also no heaven

Sike is on dictionary.com so its really up to the individual if “sike” or “psych” is the correct spelling

I know what you did in 1263

Pawsitive changes

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Ache doesn’t sound like H, it sounds like ake. When we say age it sounds like eidg, which might sound somewhat similar to aitch.

Well since it says “fracking” then that means it is fracking

This is more like what you’d see with the naked eye

What about the scene of the guy showering link

Kvaesitso has drained less than 3% of my battery every day for the last week. > 20% sounds like an unusual amount of drain

Why dont you ignore my “performative bitching” and keep your performative bitching to yourself. I was answering the question to why she gets hate.

Her comics are painfully unfunny

Stremio + torrentio

Purple guy confuses me

We dont have to guess, it is literally powered by these generators because the local infrastructure cannot support it.

oh Joey, how I miss you. Now Connect for Lemmy is my favorite

It still demonstrated what I was trying to say, that if you go too literal on these two jokes then you’re missing the point

Its similar enough, the definition is limited and therefore enables a joke to be made.

Well the text in the image of the “definition” of a square is clearly tailored to fit this joke, thats why the logic of what a square actually is doesn’t apply. Its like telling Diogenes that his chicken is not technically a human because it doesn’t have two hands and a nose.

Didn’t realize jokes have to be literally correct