Fuckin’ conversators with their ‘eye contact’ its just bullshit.
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buttfarts@lemy.lolto Technology@lemmy.world•Tesla pulls out all the stops as Cybertruck sales grind to a haltEnglish121·6 months agoCybertruck = Homer car
buttfarts@lemy.lolto Technology@lemmy.world•Nvidia falls 14% in premarket trading as China's DeepSeek triggers global tech sell-offEnglish3·7 months agoTime to harvest its succulent body meat from within its carapace
buttfarts@lemy.lolto News@lemmy.world•Here's how Luigi Mangione could go scot-free in the UnitedHealthcare CEO murder case4·7 months agoViolence is only acceptable against the poors.
buttfarts@lemy.lolto News@lemmy.world•Pacific Palisades home left standing by wildfire breaks apart in landslide131·7 months agoThe parched hillsides with sparse vegetation don’t accommodate many tonnes of water being dumped onto them from the air.
Its a Chinese idiom that works very well
You are the fartographer after all
They fart in each others mouth then blow it like vapor back into the originators nostrils
I am left and this is so fucking true though. So many pussy-ass towel wringing gutless cowards just want to pick bones out of tofu than actually act to make a meaningful difference because they are frozen with indecision over acadmic moral quandries
buttfarts@lemy.lolto Canada@lemmy.ca•Canada’s election is about to have an Elon Musk problem with Trudeau’s exit75·7 months agoThis guy is gonna be the whole world’s problem until we collectively shun him into Russia or something.
buttfarts@lemy.loltoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Sometimes these sideffects sound like a lineup at a punk/metal festivalEnglish10·7 months agoWhat if ads had to show side affects by law.
So like theres a guy with gut wrenching abdominal cramps audibly blowing liquid ass mulch into the toilet bowel while moaning painfully.
Scene cuts to he’s smiling and cutting the grass in the front yard.
That ssntenx scra.med mynbrain thogs
buttfarts@lemy.lolto World News@lemmy.world•Russia's losses in Ukraine visible near Finland: Satellite pictures show new hall and campEnglish61·7 months agoMy grandfather drove a truck for the Finnish Army in WWII and helped drive them out of the country.
I hate that people are shit and will ruin any economic/political system no matter how high-minded it may have otherwise been.
Similarly capitalism wouldn’t be a burning pile of diapers and old wigs if those involved didn’t have a complete and total disregard-bordering-on-antipathy for humanity and the common good.
Lemmy feels like wet underwear but its like warm wet so if you just kinda go with it and forget that it feels weird then you’re not actually uncomfortable.
buttfarts@lemy.lolto Technology@lemmy.world•LineageOS now officially supports the Pixel 9 seriesEnglish2·7 months agoAbout $60 CAD per month for talk/text with 50GB data which is average for here
buttfarts@lemy.lolto Technology@lemmy.world•LineageOS now officially supports the Pixel 9 seriesEnglish1·7 months agoA Pixel 8 on contract was free for me if I commit three years with my provider. I think I will get seven years support from GOS which is a worthy enough lifespan for an everyday smartphone
buttfarts@lemy.lolto politics @lemmy.world•Don Jr. trashes New Year's at Mar-a-Lago: Dad's pals treat me like a 'freaking imbecile'1·7 months agoLike some groteque misshapen hairy vagina
Chuds will exacerbate the bird flu by engaging in every unnecessary behavior that can cause transmission just because somebody informs them not to.
Graphene OS is a privacy focused OS that runs on Pixel phones.
Its not as seamless as native Google Android but it’s still production worthy and works well enough for me