…ssassappi

Got a loicense for that debuff?

Actually extremely low bar. I was checking the Wikipedia page and I was thinking that Liechtenstein could be safe, but I’m not not completely sure now.

ETA https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_involvement_in_regime_change

You’re being gollumophobic 🚩

They’re going to take your job.

🤓📚🤚🦋 Is this an empathetic message?

I wonder why everyone hates CEOs

Yes sir. A toy for boys. Are we speaking of a genderfluid boy maybe or an honest god-fearing, completely heteronormative boy - no shame in that, sir, it’s not your fault.

“Fishberry” what the fuck, but also astoundingly correct

Are you a southerner by any chance? Do you call it a bap, a roll? I’ve heard it called ‘the spoons’ when I was in Manchester (I’m French though, sorry about it. Proof: ‘squiwwel’)

That’s a good story! But you know who’s got a better story? Bran the legless.

Too soon?

Hey comrade-citizen! I can’t help but notice you are about to use the red pen! Just a note: there is no ink left in it! You should have notified the authorities of your vote 6 years ago! Not to worry though, you can ask the secret police officer in plain clothes over there for a replacement cartridge. He will gladly deliver it to you at the back of the building, against the wall. Don’t forget to declare all your family members to him, too! Have a good last day. Before tomorrow I mean.

nix 101 would have been CInix anyway…

Good nerds know their roman numerals

Yeah Paris is shit

Why do you think the best scientists in the world gathered and invented the all-day English breakfast?

I prefer the soothing “you’re being hysterical”

No that’s Alf. You’re thinking of a fantasy race with pointy ears.

ending a war in the Middle East

Got a source for that?

Sounds like absentee dad with extra steps.

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I’ve heard that she took a job as an evil goddess of death and destruction for a year to get in the role.

Not so cunning, Mr. Linguist?