this is actually one of the most fascinating things I’ve read in awhile, thank you.

Thank you :3

Our masters have decided it’s more important to let some 19 year old generate misleading information on the fly than it is to keep people’s refrigerators running.

stundents 😭

I would rather talk to a 37 year old human with a hello kitty pfp on some obscure otacore furry/anime forum that absolutely nobody has heard of than give your dogshit AI skinwalkers ten seconds of my attention dawg.

You took my routine. My health. My taste in music, the books I read, the places I go, the movies I watch. My every aspiration and passing thought was a transactional end point for slop firms.

I will die old and lonely before I let you turn my friendships into a fucking commodity LMAO.

Thank you so much! I’ll try and look for some azalea today :)

Sorry! I forgot to mention. I’m in zone 3b

Where I live, the local university has a free seed trading library! All you need to do is harvest the seeds from whatever you borrowed in the spring, package and label them and return them. Maybe there’s something like that locally for you?

You see this? When you show the least bit of firm resistance, the reich backs down. The constant appasement and back-bending from corporations has empowered them.

(I suppose it’s also the fact that Harvard doesn’t rely on federal funding. But the point stands)

It is absolutely not satire. It’s a drooling nethandreal with no higher order thought than “sex sex mine mine!”

Nasty ass loser. trifling ass hentai addict type thought process. I’ve known life-long basement dewllers, they could NEVER be caught acting like this. They’re mostly just awkward and sweet with mild social impairment. Then again none of them are billionaires LMAO. It must be the entitlement of people like this.

You know that image of the greasy neckbeard guy with the ugly hat who lives in his mother’s basement? The one that floats around in everyone’s head at the idea of a 30+ year old man living alone with his mother. That guy will be getting mad pussy. That guy will find genuine companionship with a human. All because they don’t see others as receptacles for procreation.

All of the images, and memes, and greentext horror stories; all of the stereotypical caricatures of creeps. None of that could have prepared me for this. None of them fit the boot. I have never had the hairs on my neck stand up like I just did reading about that.

This guy is the King Kong of creeps. The final boss.

tape measuring app trying to charge my poor dad TEN DOLLARS PER WEEK. To measure with his phone camera.

i’m not sure why it’s so funny to me, but the chain attached to the front right wheel totally defeats the purpose of the steering thing

LOL LeBron’s no. is a gang sign now?

I’ll be your friend. We’ll do stuff together. let’s go smoke a doobie outside of the gas station and play with our tekdeks.

a little bit like this?

Awwwww : ( pleurer plus 💔

shit gonna morph into persecuting queer people real quick.

And then when it’s pointed out a bunch of mfs are gonna say. “Why are you AFRAID?? WhAt aN odd tHinG to sAy!! they’re only going after bad people!”

like shit brother. right on brother. Im sorry. I guess all those 1920’s lynch mobs were only going after criminals too then 🤷‍♂️. Matter of fact I bet no innocent people were hurt, and it wasn’t because of the color of their skin at all. Only criminals! /s

yes. and hurry up with it too