My ex asked someone in Mass one time where she thought a good place to go for a drink was, and she said “Bar Noir”, but pronounced it “bah no ah”. He thought she said "Bar; ‘No R’ " and took it to be a play on the local accent and told her how clever it was. She just replied, angrily, “YOU’RE BEING AN ASSHOLE.”

“Bah, no AH!” or "you’re being an asshole " is still a common response when someone asks where to go and nobody has anywhere in mind.

“I used to fuck children. I still do, but I used to, too.”

we look forward to identifying opportunities to work together with Ms. Carano in the near future.

I thought words like “identifying” are considered hate speech to these trogs

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I have a hotcat picture too!

This was during a freak 100°F heat wave in the PNW recently. I don’t have aircon so it was a rough weekend, but she found a way to relax through it!

I definitely go in with a purpose, and with a paper list that I hold clenched in my claws like it’s the last good thing I will ever hold.

If I don’t do that, I will go in to grab the one thing I need, but will become distracted seeing things I do need, but not as much as the one thing. After amassing an armful of kinda-needed-items, I will check myself out and go home, where I immediately remember I did not grab the one thing I needed.

It’s stressful as all get-out, and made so much worse by increasing costs. My face hurts when I am shopping because I can’t stop grimacing lol

Jesus actually wrote a book! I got it, he signed it. His cursive is really becoming

Scramble some eggs plain and mix into rice and some canned corn. Butter + Sriracha + soy/tamari . We call it “bachelor stir-fry” and it’s especially good if you can get your paws on some sesame oil!

“skull” only has 3 letters

Definitely not gender-restricted. I think every guy I’ve ever dated has poked/shaken/bothered me awake just to ask in a loud whisper “pssst hey are you sleeping??” and when I’d say yes, I was sleeping, they’d be like “okay you should probably keep sleeping” or something like that.

One guy would find that I wasn’t in bed anymore (he snored) and then come to the couch, poke me to ask if I was sleeping on the couch, and then ultimately climb into the couch with me to then snore some more!

Looking back it is very endearing, but I’ve never considered hurting someone I love as much as I did in those instances.

I know it’s me just being a particular asshole, but I really don’t like the pronunciation data… it’s honestly tiresome, problematic, and outdated. It’s pronounced DATA.

Hi Lucy, I hope you are having a great day always!

This comment section is something else

I have the same question, as I will receive replies through text messages that are like this:

Me: hey! Are we still meeting today? Where would be good for you? I’m open from 10am until 6pm so just let me know when works best.

Them: I can still meet today

I get responses like this all the time, and I don’t feel like my initial text is too much.

OH GOD NEXT!!!

I bought a tabletop ice maker from Costco for $80 three years ago, and have never ever regretted it. It doesn’t pull a lot of power and works pretty fast.

The downside is cleaning it, it’s cheap so you can’t easily break it down and rebuild it, so you’ve got to get creative.

Edit: I see you said “nugget” now, (which I don’t exactly know what that means), but these ice pieces are not rock hard like refrigerator ice, fwiw.

Twenty minute whats?

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I agree. He is probably not an egg creature, and probably not a freak.