Lol, oh god this one isn’t going to leave my brain.

Erect dicks are too threatening, flaccid dicks are too timid, a semi is optimal.

lol idk why it reminded me of this, but two days ago I had an anxiety dream about doing an exam for a class I hadn’t attended all semester. It was a literature class, and for some reason the exam was to grind a rail on skis.

Just looked out the window and a person across the alleyway from me has motion smoothing on their tv

Do I put on clothes and yell across the alleyway? I should probably see if I can spot the tv model to have accurate instructions right?

I once had to see a urologist, and he warned me ahead of time that it’s a teaching hospital and he may have a resident that will also examine me. I was like getting groped by 2 doctors isn’t that different than 1, nbd. Show up day of my appointment and through the door walks in the urologist and his 11 residents.

I guess not that big of a win. Sort of depends on weather and stuff.

28 years later is a big win for the flaccid dick enjoyer community.

Watching inside man, when are they going to enter a man??

When I got bit by dogs the surgeon that was stitching up my tendons was like “you can look away if you want” and I was like are you kidding how often do I get to look at my tendons?

Tearing up a little bit everytime I hear :baby-matt:‘s voice, I’m so glad he’s doing better

Maybe he got a stain on the shirt and decided to hide it using camo.

Realizing I made two very distinct posts on the exact same topic. I’m getting Bidenfied.

This sounds more like Eega. Smh fake “everything is a movie” fans.

Indian billionaire died due to swallowing a bee. My head-canon is that bee is the reincarnation of someone he wronged

There are 48 films about Tora-san (the Japanese version of Chaplin’s “tramp” character) spanning 26 years. Basically the original MCU

I thought you meant actual peanut butter at first and I was like I had no idea Elvis is still alive.

Sir this isn’t a pity party, it’s a pithy party. Feel free to pity yourself as long as you’re concise.

A friend of mine very recently moved in with her partner, the two get along great. I remember she bemoaned that her partner can’t afford living alone and she liked having the full space to herself, but at the same time it seems really crazy to me to spend that much money maintaining two separate places. Like I love my privacy and alone time, but if I had a partner that I could see myself living with I’d take the opportunity to cut my living expenses almost immediately lol.

It’s like a lot of additional resources overall as well. If your dad and their partner have some left leanings you can maybe mention that sharing living spaces has the benefit of being better for the environment.

Even if it’s just to hang out, you can bring up the condo thing over dinner? Sounds like it’d be mutually beneficial, and it might be uncomfortable for him to bring it up on his own.