That Fred Armisindemden guy sure looks a lot like Fred Armisen

But I used 10% less than a lethal dose!

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

My cat goes ham over that type of brush

Who tf can afford doordash at 25

Sorry boss, I’m sick today I won’t make it in

I must do as the colonel demands

Not bad, except for LA and SF being switched. But I think you should leave it because it’ll make them all mad.

Just return them by 5pm

My 3 favorite things!

It’s just a little prince crab

I mix my news up with some water until it’s a fine paste and take it with a shot of vodka

You got one of the nice ones there. Play with the tension on the wheel. If it’s too tight the blue metal piece will bend and that causes the tape to slide off. If it’s an old worm out tape gun, you can bend that blue metal back pretty easily.

I’m interested. Mostly would lurk though

If no one noticed, how would they hold you liable?

Vegas was already expensive as shit pre-pandemic, its even worse now

How did you fit an entire building through the hotel door??

I think you should talk to a doctor. Everyone reacts a little different to meds so ymmv

Lucille actually had it right!

A what now?